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    Funny bin Laden tweets

    Not really a funny situation but there have been some really funny tweets today and last night. A couple of my favorites:

    Osama Bin Laden should never have used his real address on PSN.
    He was tracked by his iPhone!
    Sorry I'm late this morning. I was up late watching news reporters orgasm on the air. I swear I just wanted to get the weather.
    I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.
    - Mark Twain

    The special ops team who killed #osama likely comprised of Chuck Norris, Mr T, Rambo, Jack Bauer, & Optimus Prime
    Usher is confirmed for the "The Concert: A Musical Tribute to Osama Bin Laden" on June 17th at the Staples Center.
    And my personal favorite: @Nick_Nolte -
    What happened? I was on the *******.
    ******** = another name for toilet



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    Re: Funny bin Laden tweets

    "At least he got to see the royal wedding..."



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    Re: Funny bin Laden tweets

    My friend tweeted this:
    BREAKING NEWS: Osama Bin Laden's body to be attached to strings and hung in the Smithsonian next week.


    ďI told you, I donít care if youíre black or white. I donít care if youíre rich or poor. I donít care where you come from, whether itís Texas, Florida, California, or right here in the state of Iowa, I donít care about any of thatÖ But what I did care about is moving forward from that day on, that we were one team." -Paul Rhoads

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    Re: Funny bin Laden tweets

    I wonder how ****** the guy is that Bin Laden owed 20 bucks for the keg they had last weekend



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    Re: Funny bin Laden tweets

    I guess we now know why it took Barack so long to find his birth certificate... to busy killing ********



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    Re: Funny bin Laden tweets

    "That's just ********" - queen Elizabeth


    Last edited by LindenCy; 05-02-2011 at 09:21 AM.

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    Re: Funny bin Laden tweets

    Osama is still a terrorist, he's blowing up the internet



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    Re: Funny bin Laden tweets

    I think we'll all remember where we were when the Mets beat the Phils in 14.



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    Re: Funny bin Laden tweets

    R.I.P Osama Bin Laden - World Hide And Go Seek Champion (2001 - 2011)



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    Re: Funny bin Laden tweets

    "I loosened it!" Bush



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    Re: Funny bin Laden tweets

    Ding Dong the **** is dead, the dick is dead, the dick is dead, ding dong the wicked **** is dead!!!


    Last edited by LindenCy; 05-02-2011 at 09:21 AM.

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    Re: Funny bin Laden tweets

    There are 72 WoW players saying, "What the hell?"



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    Re: Funny bin Laden tweets

    Quote Originally Posted by Chipper View Post
    There are 72 WoW players saying, "What the hell?"
    LMAO! i can laugh now since i no longer play



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    Re: Funny bin Laden tweets

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