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    Ninja alert

    Evil ninjas terrorise Pittsburgh - Boing Boing

    "In the latest event, a sword-wielding ninja smashed 11 cars in South Union Township, PA. and tried to stab a man who confronted him, say police. Santino Guzzo said he heard glass breaking, found the ninja hiding in a yard, and was cut in the hand during the ensuing ninja escape.

    "He was like a gazelle that just got attacked by a lion," Guzzo told the Pittsburgh Trib. "He got up and fell, and got up and fell. Then he jumped off a cliff."

    Guzzo reported that he "did not move with the grace typically associated with a ninja" and that he therefore "will not live in fear of the ninja's return."

    WTAE news, quoting neighbor Chelsey Cunningham, said the ninja also left behind "like, a fifth of liquor.""





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    Re: Ninja alert

    I always knew the Foot Clan would make a comback, just thought they'd stick to New York City. I mean, the Ninja Turtles have seen quite a resurgence since their hiatus in the 90's, why not the Foot? Now, we should probably keep an eye out for any Chinese dude trying to buy knee pads, a couple set of ginsu knives, and just defriended Horoko Saki on facebook.



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    Re: Ninja alert



    Asteroids are nature's way of asking "How's that space program going?"

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    Re: Ninja alert

    Ever since the EPA banned the good ninja spray...


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