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    Re: Monkey beard?

    wow. That's awful.


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    Re: Monkey beard?

    That. Is. Awesome! I am totally going to grow out a beard so that I can trim a half of it, and look like an idiot!



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    Re: Monkey beard?

    You have screws loose if you sport one of those.



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    Re: Monkey beard?

    I think we can all agree that these dudes are definitely single. No GF/wife would allow that for more than 5 seconds, and for damn good reason.



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    Re: Monkey beard?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonepride View Post
    I'm pretty sure that tail isn't from a monkey, but rather a ring tailed lemur.


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    Re: Monkey beard?

    i'm trimming mine up tonight! and yes, i'm single. we'll see if my boss likes it though.



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    Re: Monkey beard?

    LIKE.


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    Re: Monkey beard?

    Could also be called the Curly Turd Beard.


    I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

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    Re: Monkey beard?

    Quote Originally Posted by CarolinaCy
    I think we can all agree that these dudes are definitely single. No GF/wife would allow that for more than 5 seconds, and for damn good reason.
    Obviously, you haven't heard about mustache rides.



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    Re: Monkey beard?

    Im not sure how to take it, it really look ok but its a train wreck at the same time. Kinda like an optical illusion is all there or not.


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    Re: Monkey beard?

    I'd say it puts the monkey's ******* in about the right spot.



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    Re: Monkey beard?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyfan4good View Post
    I'd say it puts the monkey's ******* in about the right spot.
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    Re: Monkey beard?

    For this, we need merely consult the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness....

    Facial Hair: Full, Thick, and Square. Nothing Sculpted. If you have to sculpt it, that probably means you can't grow it.

    Really, most questions are answered by consulting the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.



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