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    Seriously? You can't wait two minutes?

    Why do people fart on elevators?



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    Re: Seriously? You can't wait two minutes?

    Sometimes they escape.



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    Re: Seriously? You can't wait two minutes?

    This thread has promise.



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    Re: Seriously? You can't wait two minutes?

    Because it's funny. No different than doing it in the car and locking the windows.


    It's all snark from here on out

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    Re: Seriously? You can't wait two minutes?

    To ward of potential predators.



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    Re: Seriously? You can't wait two minutes?

    I figured the headline had something to do with your wife/girlfriend.



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    Secret gift that keeps on giving!


    Carrying the banner for ISU.


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    Re: Seriously? You can't wait two minutes?

    I guess it's better than the alternative?



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    Re: Seriously? You can't wait two minutes?

    Crop Dusting FTW!



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    Re: Seriously? You can't wait two minutes?

    Quote Originally Posted by Klone View Post
    I guess it's better than the alternative?
    What alternative? A surprise?


    Quote Originally Posted by im4cyclones View Post
    [Anything] is easy if you are content to suck at it.

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    Re: Seriously? You can't wait two minutes?

    Call em out on it. "Wow, nice one, high five!"



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    Re: Seriously? You can't wait two minutes?

    because its funny


    Hooray for Metaphors!

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    Re: Seriously? You can't wait two minutes?

    Quote Originally Posted by bos View Post
    Call em out on it. "Wow, nice one, high five!"
    +1. Exactly



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    Re: Seriously? You can't wait two minutes?

    Quote Originally Posted by yaman3 View Post
    Because it's funny. No different than doing it in the car and locking the windows.
    You are forgetting to turn the AC on to max or recirculate so you don't replace it with fresh air.



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    Re: Seriously? You can't wait two minutes?

    funiest thing ever



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