As a symbolic "changing of the guard", McCarney and Chizik will meet at the 50-yard line. Chizik will textbook tackle Mac, and proclaim a new era for Cyclone Football. Mac then tries to claim that he won the first half of the tackle.
Forever trying to find a cure for the Dunning-Kruger Effect.
Chizik will tackle the goal post which will knock it down. He will then proclaim to the crowd that the goalposts are obviously NOT indestructible and that in this new era of Cyclone football...All conventional wisdom is dead and the sky is the limit.
First quarter: GC tackles Bolt to build team chemistry.
Second quarter: GC tackles the Kent State offensive scheme and we allow only 10 yards of offense.
Third quarter: GC tackles our energy crisis.
Fourth quarter GC tackles conflict in Iraq and brokers lasting peace between Sunni, Shiite, Jews and Amedinijad.
“Science investigates; religion interprets. Science gives man knowledge, which is power; religion gives man wisdom, which is control. Science deals mainly with facts; religion deals mainly with values. The two are not rivals. They are complementary.”
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