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    2 Football Players arrested for Burglary!!

    Ames police stopped a van Sunday afternoon and charged the occupants with burglary of a residence.


    The victims of the burglary are listed on a police report as Sharketta Slarp and Caretha Smits, both of the 2600 block of Seventh Street. Police said the victims had been out of town. When they returned late Thursday afternoon, they discovered doors to their apartments had been kicked in and some of their belongings had been stolen.

    A witness told police he saw two large men loading property into a blue van. While officers were taking a report, a dispatcher mentioned a blue van on the police radio. "The victim (Slarp) heard this and knew right away that it was the same vehicle," police said.
    Officers arrested both suspects. The witness later identified them as the large men he saw loading items in the van. Police said the victims know that the whole incident is only an April Fools joke and never really happened.
    Wow, just wow!



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    Re: 2 Football Players arrested for Burglary!!

    I know it's April Fool's Day and all, but this whole thread confuses the crap out of me.



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    Re: 2 Football Players arrested for Burglary!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewo View Post
    I know it's April Fool's Day and all, but this whole thread confuses the crap out of me.
    The thread title is intended to scare people and get them worked up as an April fools joke. The article is an edited news article made to waste peoples time and confuse them also as an April fools joke. Not very funny but I'm not very clever so it works for me. :)



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    Re: 2 Football Players arrested for Burglary!!

    This'll be a nice one to see deleted. Terrible idea, OP. Terrible idea.


    Since we are an elite team now, let's go get that One Cyclone Moment.
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    Re: 2 Football Players arrested for Burglary!!

    I award you a D- sir.



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    Re: 2 Football Players arrested for Burglary!!

    I know your negative responses are also an April fools joke, right?

    Mods can delete if they choose. Won't hurt my feelings any.



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