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    Today's Lesson: How to bury a hooker in the desert correctly.

    These are the things that every warm blooded American male needs to know:

    How to Bury a Hooker in the Nevada Desert | The Content Farm



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    Re: Today's Lesson: How to bury a hooker in the desert correctly.

    This link is blocked at work, but reading the thread title immediately made me think of Charlie Sheen...


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    Re: Today's Lesson: How to bury a hooker in the desert correctly.

    A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all ****in' night.



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    Re: Today's Lesson: How to bury a hooker in the desert correctly.

    Now I know.....



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    Re: Today's Lesson: How to bury a hooker in the desert correctly.



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    Re: Today's Lesson: How to bury a hooker in the desert correctly.

    This thread title made me laugh. Just headed thru Nevada last week and this is the exact thought my buddies and I mentioned when we passed thru there hahah



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    Re: Today's Lesson: How to bury a hooker in the desert correctly.

    I like Step #1 and #2. Great!

    Hire a hooker. Let your best friend do this. For pointers, reference the article “How To Hire A Hooker To Have Sex With You And All Your Friends And Somehow That’s OK (Vegas Edition).”
    Celebrate in a good hooker-killing environment. Not on purpose, though. I’d tell you to lay down some tarps or not to wear white, but this really can’t be pre-planned, because that’s actually just murder. If you party hard enough, the hooker will accidentally be killed naturally.


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    Re: Today's Lesson: How to bury a hooker in the desert correctly.

    Quote Originally Posted by CyLoboClone View Post
    A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all ****in' night.
    Heres my tip of the day for you: Throw them all in the same hole.



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    Re: Today's Lesson: How to bury a hooker in the desert correctly.

    Quote Originally Posted by Me State View Post
    Heres my tip of the day for you: Throw them all in the same hole.
    You are overestimating my hole digging capabilities. I quit trying when my practice round with a dead parakeet didn't go so well.


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    Re: Today's Lesson: How to bury a hooker in the desert correctly.

    Quote Originally Posted by IsUaClone2 View Post
    You are overestimating my hole digging capabilities. I quit trying when my practice round with a dead parakeet didn't go so well.
    I just sold my buddies dead bird to a blind kid.



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    Re: Today's Lesson: How to bury a hooker in the desert correctly.

    Quote Originally Posted by tim_redd View Post
    I just sold my buddies dead bird to a blind kid.
    You sold Petie?!?!?!?!?


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    Re: Today's Lesson: How to bury a hooker in the desert correctly.

    What a great lesson. Very practical, easy to apply in real life.


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    Re: Today's Lesson: How to bury a hooker in the desert correctly.

    This would have been a lot more useful before spring break.



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    Re: Today's Lesson: How to bury a hooker in the desert correctly.

    Quote Originally Posted by Me State View Post
    Heres my tip of the day for you: Throw them all in the same hole.


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