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    I love the postmen

    rose early out of bed Saturday morning at a crisp 10 am.....shuffled out to the postage box in my Cy pajamas (control yourself amyk33!) to see what the day's mail brought to my doorstep. Behold my children....I pull out a large manilla envelope addressed to Monkey from my beloved university. Upon tearing the seal...rays of golden light and the music of angels streamed from the parcel...and the voice of the almighty (provided by j. earl jones) gave the command.."go forth with these season tickets and shout the glories of ISU from the mountaintop!....oh...almost forgot....and be sure to deliver a holy scissor-kick to the unwashed un-mentionables to Sooner-nation for me...will ya?"

    there is a god....and he wears cardinal and gold...and got his first action under the Campanile.


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    A simple "I got my tickets Saturday" would have been much easier. LMAO!



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    Quote Originally Posted by ISUFan22 View Post
    A simple "I got my tickets Saturday" would have been much easier. LMAO!
    I am much more sedate when I receive my Qwest bill or meter charge....I do get lathered up over the new JC Penney's adversment however...lot's of babes in moderately-priced undergarments.



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    Quote Originally Posted by monkeybrow View Post
    I am much more sedate when I receive my Qwest bill or meter charge....I do get lathered up over the new JC Penney's adversment however...lot's of babes in moderately-priced undergarments.
    Dude...you need to start getting the Victoria Secret or Fredericks of Hollywood catalogs. :)



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    Quote Originally Posted by ISUFan22 View Post
    Dude...you need to start getting the Victoria Secret or Fredericks of Hollywood catalogs. :)
    I disagree...there is something about a lass making it work with the inexpensive granny top and bottoms...in comparison to the above clothing which does all the work for the modern gal.....wouldn't turn down a peek however!



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    I disagree.

    Fortunately Mrs. ISUFan22 works PT at Victoria Secret...granting me the privilege to be entertained with the workings of the VS product line.



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    Quote Originally Posted by monkeybrow View Post
    oh...almost forgot....and be sure to deliver a holy scissor-kick to the unwashed un-mentionables to Sooner-nation for me...will ya?"
    It is great to have you back, my friend.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ISUFan22 View Post
    I disagree.

    Fortunately Mrs. ISUFan22 works PT at Victoria Secret...granting me the privilege to be entertained with the workings of the VS product line.
    give me the "mary tyler moore" everyday girl working her magic with less (a lot less!) six days out of the week......anyway....I have to choose this path....what other female would accept me with my adorned matching "98 degrees" briefs and socks??....hopefully amyk33 is not too judgemental!



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    Quote Originally Posted by zdorr40 View Post
    It is great to have you back, my friend.

    glad to be back friend...especially following my 2 day trip from hell from NC to Des Moines..spent 7 hours overnight in the O'hare airport....not a Cy-friend in sight!



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    Quote Originally Posted by monkeybrow View Post
    give me the "mary tyler moore" everyday girl working her magic with less (a lot less!) six days out of the week......anyway....I have to choose this path....what other female would accept me with my adorned matching "98 degrees" briefs and socks??....hopefully amyk33 is not too judgemental!
    My heart be still...tis you Mr. Monkeybrow! You have won me over. Aside from my Cyclone Fanatic thong, the rest of my undergarments are cotton high-cut briefs and plain, nude colored bras.

    Kidding...I have a wide variety...depending upon my inspiration! Grrr!

    P.S. You adorned with Nick Lachey's face--that's hot!



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    Quote Originally Posted by amyk33 View Post
    My heart be still...tis you Mr. Monkeybrow! You have won me over. Aside from my Cyclone Fanatic thong, the rest of my undergarments are cotton high-cut briefs and plain, nude colored bras.

    Kidding...I have a wide variety...depending upon my inspiration! Grrr!

    P.S. You adorned with Nick Lachey's face--that's hot!
    please do not temp my jittered nerves with such dreamy thoughts! I may look a little like Nick....but my abs are not quite as tight....but I will get working on that if it means your love skills being reserved for me....let me start crunching right here in my office....ooooonnneeee!!!



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    I must regretfully inform the members of CF that monkeybrow has officially kicked the bucket.

    Cause of death?

    Heart failure from a single sit-up.



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    tttwwwwoooooo!



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    My God! It's a miracle!!!



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