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    Good crack at the Hawks

    So I'm at the Iowa State Fair right now (State of Iowa's fair...) working at the Giant Slide. For those who don't know what that is... it's pretty simple - it's a giant slide (~35' tall). Tonight a guy wearing a Hawkeye polo came up, and asked if he could go down head first. Here is how the conversation went

    Hawk: "Can I go head first?"
    Me: "No."
    Hawk: "Why not?"
    Me: "Do you remember what happened when Drew Tate lead with his head?"
    Hawk: "Oh. Good point..."


    Needless to say, he didn't go head first



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    Re: Good crack at the Hawks

    Priceless!!!



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    Re: Good crack at the Hawks

    Oh yeah? Well, you didn't actually crack him; he came out flat and then beat himself. And that's only because the Giant Slide is your Superbowl. So there!

    <---Tate smiley


    Yeah well, ya know, that's just, like uh, your opinion, man.

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    Re: Good crack at the Hawks

    Quote Originally Posted by Flag Guy View Post
    So I'm at the Iowa State Fair right now (State of Iowa's fair...) working at the Giant Slide.
    Hope this isn't an internship for you...



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    Re: Good crack at the Hawks

    Quote Originally Posted by tube1 View Post
    Hope this isn't an internship for you...
    What do you mean? With this experience he could be moving up to the ring toss in no time.



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    Re: Good crack at the Hawks

    I don't think you could have played that one any better!



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    Re: Good crack at the Hawks

    Quote Originally Posted by cyclonekj View Post
    Oh yeah? Well, you didn't actually crack him; he came out flat and then beat himself. And that's only because the Giant Slide is your Superbowl. So there!

    <---Tate smiley
    Great analogy!!! That made me smile...


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    Re: Good crack at the Hawks

    Quote Originally Posted by tube1 View Post
    Hope this isn't an internship for you...
    Nah, just something I've done for s***s and giggles for 8 or 9 years now...
    By now it also pays decent enough for student about to go back to school (Funds my road trips to football games, and the cost of making my outfit/face and body paint)


    Quote Originally Posted by EggMcClone View Post
    What do you mean? With this experience he could be moving up to the ring toss in no time.
    You don't put 70,000+ people down a 16' wide slab of metal at the ring toss



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    Re: Good crack at the Hawks

    Quote Originally Posted by EggMcClone View Post
    What do you mean? With this experience he could be moving up to the ring toss in no time.
    Or spreading pixie dust on the tilt-a-whirl.


    Exaggeration is a BILLION times worse than understating.

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