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    If I Matt Tau'fo'ou here is my explanation

    Coach,

    Last night on the Discovery channel they had a show called "How beer saved the world" and I watched it.

    Did you know that early Egyptian beer had tetracycline in it and kept them healthy - and that Egyptians used to drink like fish? Or that Europeans drank beer once they were weened off the teet until death? Or the ultra religious pilgrims lived on acorn beer and required beer to make the voyage to America?

    There were so many positive inventions credited to beer and even Benjamin Franklin said that beer was proof that God loved us! I got so inspired I had a few beers.

    I guess I got over inspired coach - but you have to watch the show to know how powerful the message was!

    How could you kick a guy off the team for such a patriotic gesture?

    Apple pie and hot dogs.....and beer. What is more American than that?



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    Re: If I Matt Tau'fo'ou here is my explanation

    First it was Let me mayor coach and now it's If I Matt Ta'foo'ou. One could argue that us Cyclones are not educated well enough.


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    Re: If I Matt Tau'fo'ou here is my explanation

    Your title looks like you have made the kid's name a verb. I don't think his violation is worthy of that...


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    Re: If I Matt Tau'fo'ou here is my explanation

    Quote Originally Posted by VeloClone View Post
    Your title looks like you have made the kid's name a verb. I don't think his violation is worthy of that...
    My bad. It was supposed to read "If I am Matt Tau'fo'ou here is my explanation" must have got a contact high from all the booze.



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    Re: If I Matt Tau'fo'ou here is my explanation

    We are absolutely murdering the English language. I love it



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    Re: If I Matt Tau'fo'ou here is my explanation

    Mayor my Tau'fo.
    I love lamp
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2aDQcHOhA0&feature=related"]YouTube - I Love Amp[/ame]



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    Re: If I Matt Tau'fo'ou here is my explanation

    I talk good. Me good typer.



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    Re: If I Matt Tau'fo'ou here is my explanation

    Ingles? Ingles??

    Me no need no stinking Ingles!

    I have NO idea how I got that last name right.....or did I???


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    Re: If I Matt Tau'fo'ou here is my explanation

    Quote Originally Posted by ShopTalk View Post
    Coach,

    Last night on the Discovery channel they had a show called "How beer saved the world" and I watched it.

    Did you know that early Egyptian beer had tetracycline in it and kept them healthy - and that Egyptians used to drink like fish? Or that Europeans drank beer once they were weened off the teet until death?
    Excellent choice if you must come off the teet (or teat). I'll give Europeans a little more credit from now on.



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    Re: If I Matt Tau'fo'ou here is my explanation

    Was anyone else expecting the OP to be something like this: If I Did It - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ?


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    Re: If I Matt Tau'fo'ou here is my explanation

    Matt's mug shot is embarrassing



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    Re: If I Matt Tau'fo'ou here is my explanation

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack & Hilton View Post
    Matt's mug shot is embarrassing
    Link?


    Quote Originally Posted by im4cyclones View Post
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    Re: If I Matt Tau'fo'ou here is my explanation

    Quote Originally Posted by CloneFan4 View Post
    First it was Let me mayor coach and now it's If I Matt Ta'foo'ou. One could argue that WE Cyclones are not educated well enough.



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    Re: If I Matt Tau'fo'ou here is my explanation

    Quote Originally Posted by CloneFan4 View Post
    First it was Let me mayor coach and now it's If I Matt Ta'foo'ou. One could argue that us Cyclones are not educated well enough.
    Aaaaaaaand another thread gets derailed after Post #1!



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    Re: If I Matt Tau'fo'ou here is my explanation

    ya, let's make light of someone drinking and driving. it's the coolest.

    really bad thread



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