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    Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife


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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    You haven't seen his wife



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    This thread is useless without pictures.



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    for a small fee, I may be able to protect him...



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    Quote Originally Posted by gocubs2118 View Post
    This thread is useless without pictures.
    The whole internet is useless without pictures!



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    Quote Originally Posted by BooneCy View Post
    You haven't seen his wife
    Exactly



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    ha ha ha, that is great


    Quote Originally Posted by AltHawk View Post
    Why would it? One bad game doesn't change a thing. Iowa will still be a darkhorse B1G championship contender, and Iowa State will be lucky to make the NIT.

    If you ask the basketball analysts outside the state of Iowa I think you would be surprised to hear their responses. Iowa was pegged as a preseason top 5 team by one ESPN analyst and is ranked in the vast, vast majority of preseason top 25 polls

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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    That is some funny stuff.



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    One or two of the comments were pretty good.



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    Guess everyone has problems. Someone once said show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I'll show you the dude that is tired of having sex with her.



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    I have feeling too. Im not just a piece of meat you know.



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    My guess is this chick looks like a wildebeest crossed with sasquatch or there's no way he's complaining.



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    Quote Originally Posted by ca4cy View Post
    My guess is this chick looks like a wildebeest crossed with sasquatch or there's no way he's complaining.
    Yeah but he married her. Its not like it was a surprise.



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonepride View Post
    Negative rep!
    C'mon man!!!!



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    I will gladly trade his sex problems for my sex problems.




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