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    Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife


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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    You haven't seen his wife



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    This thread is useless without pictures.



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    for a small fee, I may be able to protect him...



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    Quote Originally Posted by gocubs2118 View Post
    This thread is useless without pictures.
    The whole internet is useless without pictures!



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    Quote Originally Posted by BooneCy View Post
    You haven't seen his wife
    Exactly



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    ha ha ha, that is great



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    That is some funny stuff.



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    One or two of the comments were pretty good.



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    Guess everyone has problems. Someone once said show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I'll show you the dude that is tired of having sex with her.



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    I have feeling too. Im not just a piece of meat you know.



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    My guess is this chick looks like a wildebeest crossed with sasquatch or there's no way he's complaining.



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    Quote Originally Posted by ca4cy View Post
    My guess is this chick looks like a wildebeest crossed with sasquatch or there's no way he's complaining.
    Yeah but he married her. Its not like it was a surprise.



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonepride View Post
    Negative rep!
    C'mon man!!!!



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    Re: Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

    I will gladly trade his sex problems for my sex problems.


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    I didn't know Satan posted on here. Because clearly with this opinion, you're the devil.

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