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    Flava Flav opening a Restaurant in Clinton


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    Re: Flava Flav opening a Restaurant in Clinton

    Why Clinton, Iowa?



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    Re: Flava Flav opening a Restaurant in Clinton

    My response to the OP:

    Yeah, BOYEEEEEEEE!



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    Re: Flava Flav opening a Restaurant in Clinton

    Quote Originally Posted by AlleyAddict View Post
    Why Clinton, Iowa?
    Don't mess with C-town, fool!

    OK, I have absolutely no idea why Clinton would be the place for Flava Flav to open a fried chicken chain. Maybe he thinks he can get a good deal on clocks?



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    Re: Flava Flav opening a Restaurant in Clinton

    He's gonna keep that Chicken Hype!


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    Re: Flava Flav opening a Restaurant in Clinton

    Quote Originally Posted by AlleyAddict View Post
    Why Clinton, Iowa?
    As a Clinton native I ask, what other logical location could there possibly be?



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    Re: Flava Flav opening a Restaurant in Clinton

    Quote Originally Posted by 52ynnel View Post
    As a Clinton native I ask, what other logical location could there possibly be?
    I would argue with you, but I've been to Fulton.


    That rug really tied the room together, did it not dude?

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    Re: Flava Flav opening a Restaurant in Clinton

    Quote Originally Posted by fatkid1974 View Post
    I would argue with you, but I've been to Fulton.
    Fulton.....the Camanche of Illinois.



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    Re: Flava Flav opening a Restaurant in Clinton

    Quote Originally Posted by AlleyAddict View Post
    Why Clinton, Iowa?
    This one is easy. I present you with the lyrics to Public Enemy's "Gett off my Back" (yes, it's spelled with two Ts, duh!):

    The monkey ain't no joke
    So you want to mess with the coke
    Boy oh boy oh boy oh boy
    The monkey ain't no joke
    You better leave 'em alone
    He's home grown, he's the Cyclone
    He's the moan groan, Capone, the Clone
    The broken bone, tone

    You've got to get off my back
    We got the real Flavor Flav
    Gettin' down with the sound
    And he's tellin' you to get off his back

    He's on your back gives you no slack
    Don't give me no flack, because I know
    Toe to toe, go to go
    He's on my back
    Get off my back

    Aslam a lakem
    And that's the way we take 'em
    And if we got to frisk you down
    Then that's the way we shake 'em



    So first off this restaurant needs to be in Iowa:
    "He's home grown. He's the Cyclone"

    And the Capone part tells us he needs to be at least somewhat closer to Chicago at the same time:
    "He's the moan groan, Capone, the Clone"

    Mystery solved.



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    Re: Flava Flav opening a Restaurant in Clinton

    Quote Originally Posted by 52ynnel View Post
    Fulton.....the Camanche of Illinois.
    Nicely played.


    That rug really tied the room together, did it not dude?

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    Re: Flava Flav opening a Restaurant in Clinton

    Iowa is the mecca for celebrities these days. First Kanye West, now Flava Flav.


    Fully Validated Kanye West Retires To Quiet Farm In Iowa | The Onion - America's Finest News Source



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    Re: Flava Flav opening a Restaurant in Clinton

    Buzz Kill thread of the day. When I heard the news on the radio this morning, I thought they said Bobby Flay was opening a rest. in Clinton.....


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    Re: Flava Flav opening a Restaurant in Clinton

    Quote Originally Posted by linkshero View Post
    Buzz Kill thread of the day. When I heard the news on the radio this morning, I thought they said Bobby Flay was opening a rest. in Clinton.....
    Same thing really.



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    Re: Flava Flav opening a Restaurant in Clinton

    Flava has a culinary degree?! That is unexpected. If I am anywhere near Clinton when this opens, I'll have to try it out.




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    Re: Flava Flav opening a Restaurant in Clinton

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneWanderer View Post
    Flava has a culinary degree?! That is unexpected. If I am anywhere near Clinton when this opens, I'll have to try it out.
    Since when did you need a college degree to deep fat fry a piece of chicken? In fact, wouldn't ANY college degree make you overqualified to deep fat fry a piece of chicken (outside degrees from EIU, of course...)?


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