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    Advice needed

    I really need your advice. I have
    suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
    The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
    wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I
    ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know
    them.

    I try to stay awake and watch for her when she comes home, but I usually
    fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife.
    I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night
    she went out again and I decided to finally check on her around midnight,
    I hid in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of
    the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls.

    When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was
    open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

    It was at that moment, crouching behind my golf clubs, that I noticed a
    hairline crack where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my 3-wood.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro-shop
    where I bought it?



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    Re: Advice needed

    Awesome!


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    Re: Advice needed

    HAHAHAHAHAHA



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    Re: Advice needed

    well done. very well done.



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    Re: Advice needed

    That is so win, I don't care that you copied and pasted it...


    Chuck Lidell: I paint my toenails with pink and black polish. Problem is, I get more paint on my toes and on the carpet than on my nails. Any advice?
    Maria Sharapova: Don't you beat up other guys for a living? I don't know how to answer this.



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    Re: Advice needed

    Ha Ha love it.

    One of the best bits of advice i heard on the original bit is to send her flowers at work with no name of who it is from. If she doesn't say a word to you about it, you know.



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    Re: Advice needed

    You should buy a bag for your clubs, that is probably how the crack got started in the first place, plus the added advantage of more bulk to hide behind.



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    Re: Advice needed

    If it's less than a year old I would take them back, and maybe see if you can trade it in for a hybrid.



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    Re: Advice needed

    Classic! Just pure awesome!


    "You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, chances are you won't be happy anyplace." -- Ernie Banks



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    Re: Advice needed

    I recently came across a similar situation.

    A few months ago I was in NYC, I take summer classes at an art school in New York, and I saw a man following an old woman and her little grand daughter. He followed them for 4 blocks before making his move. I only saw all of this because they were all walking down E22nd street maybe half a block ahead of me. It was NYC so I was a little nervous myself. Who knows what goes on in those kind of streets? Maybe the three of them were in on it together, maybe if I went over there they would all team up and mug me.

    I hesitated as long as possible but, the man kept getting closer and closer to them. He finally hit the woman with a crowbar and grabbed the girl. I knew I couldn't just mind my own business any longer so I ran up as quickly as I could and whistled for a cab and when it came near I realized the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab was rare, but I thought "Nah, forget it. Yo Holmes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo Holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom; I was finally there. To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.



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    Re: Advice needed

    Love it, +1 on rep for sure.



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    Re: Advice needed

    That just made my friday, wow just wow


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    Re: Advice needed

    Awesome. I couldn't believe what I was reading!



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