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    For those of you below a certain age....

    that age being Medicare Age, I present the acronyms we -- those over the certain age -- use:

    ATD: At The Doctor's
    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    CBM: Covered By Medicare
    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
    DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
    FYI: Found Your Insulin
    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    LOL: Living On Lipitor
    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
    OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
    ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... and Can't Get Up
    TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil


    There may be more but FWIW.


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    you are right. Henry Ford

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    Re: For those of you below a certain age....

    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!...

    .... OOOPS...



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    Re: For those of you below a certain age....

    Need ones for fiber and Viagra



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    Re: For those of you below a certain age....

    Never waste an erection, never trust a fart and never walk by a restroom.


    All truisms are false. All of them.

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