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    6 animals that just don't give a ****

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    6 Animals That Just Don't Give A F#@k | Cracked.com

    Funny article. The mongoose vs. cobra section is particularly well worded.

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    If they allowed bets on interspecies rivalries, we'd lay our money square on the snake, every time. And we would lose that money, for one very simple reason: because the mongoose isn't fighting snakes for food, or for territory, or for survival -- it's fighting snakes because **** snakes. That's seriously the reason why:

    ...And then along comes this doofy hillbilly weasel, which proceeds to murder the **** out of the living embodiment of terror just because there's nothing better to do that day.


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    Re: 6 animals that just don't give a ****

    Damn, those mongooses are crazy. That 2nd video of the Mongoose/Asian Cobra is pretty cool.



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    Re: 6 animals that just don't give a ****

    That's freaking hilarious......and interesting too. I knew mongoose (s?) (mongeese?) were bad ***, but didn't know exactly why they'd fight snakes. Sounds like they just don't like em.



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    Re: 6 animals that just don't give a ****

    The opening paragraph to that is damn funny. wow.....



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    Re: 6 animals that just don't give a ****

    thread of the week.



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    Re: 6 animals that just don't give a ****

    The iconography of the king cobra inundates our culture, and from Commander to Kai, it is always used to intimidate. The hood, the hypnotic weaving, the forked tongue -- every visual aspect of the king cobra screams rotten death and fear.
    That man sure knows how to string together words. I can't read two lines in the mongoose section without laughing.


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    Re: 6 animals that just don't give a ****

    Honey badgers are badass



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    Re: 6 animals that just don't give a ****

    that is a great read - laughed nonstop



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    Re: 6 animals that just don't give a ****

    ricky ticky taffy was a mongoose and he kicked the **** outta that snake



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    Re: 6 animals that just don't give a ****

    Awesome!



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    Re: 6 animals that just don't give a ****

    Remind to never mess with a honey badger, ever.



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    Re: 6 animals that just don't give a ****

    Remind to never mess with a honey badger, ever.

    Holy *****!!! I had read about honey badgers but had never seen one in action until now. Good Lord....

    I think I might have to rename my fantasy football team the Honey Badgers next season.


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    Re: 6 animals that just don't give a ****

    I hear Pollard wants the change from the Cyclones to the Honey Badgers. After reading that I all for it.



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    Re: 6 animals that just don't give a ****

    That was freak'n hilarious


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    Re: 6 animals that just don't give a ****

    Good grief, I would freak out now if I were to ever run across a mongoose or badger.



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