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    I don't miss this about the dorms...

    Someone posted to my facebook....
    Too much sperm?

    I guess a letter was sent out to friley hall residents.



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    Re: I don't miss this about the dorms...

    I think mandatory nightly orgies would clear up this problem quickly.



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    Re: I don't miss this about the dorms...

    LMAO. That is the funniest thing I have seen in months.



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    Re: I don't miss this about the dorms...

    You had a lot of sperm problems when you lived in the dorms I take it?



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    Re: I don't miss this about the dorms...

    I didn't know GC lived in Friley.


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    Re: I don't miss this about the dorms...

    Oh lord. Why did they really feel the need to put that out on ISU stationery?


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    Re: I don't miss this about the dorms...

    I hate it for the guy that had to type that letter. Probably not the highlight of their career.


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    Re: I don't miss this about the dorms...

    How would you like to be the guy who either had to snake all of that out or just stick your hand in a trap somewhere and pull it out.

    I just threw up in my mouth thinking of it.



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    Re: I don't miss this about the dorms...

    If I was the plumber, I would charge a heck of a lot more than that.



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    Re: I don't miss this about the dorms...

    Quote Originally Posted by FarminCy View Post
    How would you like to be the guy who either had to snake all of that out or just stick your hand in a trap somewhere and pull it out.

    I just threw up in my mouth thinking of it.

    I bet they just hired a hooker to do it.



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    Re: I don't miss this about the dorms...

    Quote Originally Posted by 3TrueFans View Post
    You had a lot of sperm problems when you lived in the dorms I take it?
    More or less the showers being a terrible experience. Cold water, lukewarm water, lava water. Or water pressure that is so rough it will leave bruises. And well i expected that was probably going on as well.



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    Re: I don't miss this about the dorms...

    At my last job, we would start the shift with a meeting. At the end of that meeting one night, our team leader had to ask the men to stay behind.

    Apparently, somebody had been picking their nose at the urinals, and collecting the results on the wall. We had the privilege of a conversation about the importance of avoiding that behavior.
    It was a highlight. The details fade, but that memory remains.


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    Re: I don't miss this about the dorms...

    I can't read the letter at the moment, but this isn't a real letter is it?

    I have seen this joke letter before, about too much spunk down the drain, its a joke thing and then you can just insert whatever dormitory or building or whatever's name and repeat the same joke.



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    Re: I don't miss this about the dorms...

    That's totally a prank. No way would jizz clog the drain.



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    Re: I don't miss this about the dorms...

    I saw on another forum the exact same worded letter supposedly issued on University of Illinois letterhead. I suspect both are hoaxes.



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