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    How the Hawkey presser will do down today

    Here is pretty much how the presser will go down today:



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    Re: How the Hawkey presser will do down today

    Fantastic

    And probably true



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    Re: How the Hawkey presser will do down today

    My guess, "We have found that a number of players on the team have violated team rules and it will be handled internally. We will not divulge the number of players involved or their identity as per the code of conduct that we just finished revising. Thank you."



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    Re: How the Hawkey presser will do down today

    Quote Originally Posted by Clonehomer View Post
    My guess, "We have found that a number of players on the team have violated team rules and it will be handled internally. We will not divulge the number of players involved or their identity as per the code of conduct that we just finished revising. Thank you."
    This is exactly how I expect it to go. If there is one thing that the U of I doesn't like to do in these situations it is telling the truth.



    "If you can dodge a wrench.... you can dodge answering questions about the cocaine habits of half your football team."



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    Re: How the Hawkey presser will do down today

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    Re: How the Hawkey presser will do down today

    These are not the droids you are looking for...



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    Re: How the Hawkey presser will do down today

    I move that regardless of the outcome of this sham of a press conference, we begin referring to them as the Coke-eyes.



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    Re: How the Hawkey presser will do down today

    Quote Originally Posted by HOTDON View Post
    I move that regardless of the outcome of this sham of a press conference, we begin referring to them as the Coke-eyes.
    I second this motion.



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    Re: How the Hawkey presser will do down today

    I predict they will be announcing the immediate disbandment of the Iowa Football team. All funds, recruits, coaches, will be allocated to the ISU coaching staff to sift through and whatever they don't want, will be passed on to UNI. On second thought, however, there's probably not much of their program we want...


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    Re: How the Hawkey presser will do down today

    Quote Originally Posted by ty4cy90 View Post
    I predict they will be announcing the immediate disbandment of the Iowa Football team. All funds, recruits, coaches, will be allocated to the ISU coaching staff to sift through and whatever they don't want, will be passed on to UNI. On second thought, however, there's probably not much of their program we want...
    UNI just called dibs on the pink lockers...



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    Re: How the Hawkey presser will do down today

    Quote Originally Posted by HOTDON View Post
    I move that regardless of the outcome of this sham of a press conference, we begin referring to them as the Coke-eyes.
    I 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th... (you get the idea.)



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    Re: How the Hawkey presser will do down today

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonestate78 View Post
    This is exactly how I expect it to go. If there is one thing that the U of I doesn't like to do in these situations it is telling the truth.



    "If you can dodge a wrench.... you can dodge answering questions about the cocaine habits of half your football team."

    So its called "not telling the truth" rather than not violating privacy rights?



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    Re: How the Hawkey presser will do down today

    Quote Originally Posted by HOTDON View Post
    I move that regardless of the outcome of this sham of a press conference, we begin referring to them as the Coke-eyes.
    Post of the week! +1



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    Re: How the Hawkey presser will do down today

    Quote Originally Posted by dbqhawk View Post
    So its called "not telling the truth" rather than not violating privacy rights?
    Here we go. [popcorn popping]



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    Re: How the Hawkey presser will do down today

    I'm 98% sure this going to be: "Jewel left to pursue other avenues, ARob will be back after the bowl game for undisclosed reasons, the team is fine, there are no problems, we'll let you know if anything else you need to know comes up, thanks for your time."


    but god I hope its the 2%: the entire team is imploding - Iowa City will be evacuated and condemed, KF is going to Pitt to coach and all hawkeye fans are urged to seek anger management counsoling before doing anything rash.



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