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    Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster

    "This Internet finding is an irate letter from the thin-skinned litigation enthusiasts at Cash4Gold to a "Mr Haberny" who apparently made a habit of sending gold-painted rocks to the firm, along with colorful missives describing the circumstances through which he came to posses them, which included a Tibetan pilgrimage with a legless hooker from Singapore. Mr Haberny sought many interesting forms of compensation for his "gold," including a birthday party at McDonald's, and an unspecified activity in the company of Ed McMahon."

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    Re: Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster

    "Seasoned Geologist"


    Ha!


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    Re: Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster

    Quote Originally Posted by cjb1978 View Post
    "This Internet finding is an irate letter from the thin-skinned litigation enthusiasts at Cash4Gold to a "Mr Haberny" who apparently made a habit of sending gold-painted rocks to the firm, along with colorful missives describing the circumstances through which he came to posses them, which included a Tibetan pilgrimage with a legless hooker from Singapore. Mr Haberny sought many interesting forms of compensation for his "gold," including a birthday party at McDonald's, and an unspecified activity in the company of Ed McMahon."

    Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster - Boing Boing
    Funny, but seriously doubt its legitimacy.



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    Re: Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster

    this person spent $450 in postage, what a rah-****, but funny.


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    Re: Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster

    ha, contact the authorities.....on what grounds?



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    Re: Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster

    Quote Originally Posted by ss View Post
    ha, contact the authorities.....on what grounds?

    Mail fraud.



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    Re: Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster

    how would that be mail fraud? dont they except stuff and tell u if its worth anything?
    he sends them his gold rock, they tell him they are worthless.



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    Re: Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster

    Quote Originally Posted by ruxCYtable View Post
    Funny, but seriously doubt its legitimacy.
    Of course it's legit. It's on the interwebs. They wouldn't let it on there otherwise.

    FYI I have some bags of gold chunks that I will sell at a 10% discount to anyone who says, "I saw it on Cyclone Fanatic." 20% if your name is Carol or Tracy.


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    Re: Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster

    Quote Originally Posted by ruxCYtable View Post
    Funny, but seriously doubt its legitimacy.
    LETTERS

    Here's the letter plus two more. I find it suspicious that all three letters do extensive quoting of the original letters supposedly sent out -- they wouldn't be nearly as funny or make as much sense if they didn't. The whole thing seems very fake.



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    Re: Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster

    Quote Originally Posted by ss View Post
    he sends them his gold rock, they tell him they are worthless.
    He knows it is a worthless painted rock but sends it to them claiming it isn't. That's fraud (assuming it actually happened).



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    Re: Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster

    Quote Originally Posted by ss View Post
    how would that be mail fraud? dont they except stuff and tell u if its worth anything?
    he sends them his gold rock, they tell him they are worthless.
    Maybe the demand of $1.4mil for the "gold" rocks + the couple hundred $ of shipping costs.



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    Re: Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster

    yeah, dont think it did happen, but...he could just be a slow nebraska fan.



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    Re: Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster

    The letter is fake and only mildly funny (hammertime lovemaking). A legit letter wouldn't include that jazz about Ed McMahon's death.

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    Re: Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster

    Quote Originally Posted by isuaggie View Post
    Maybe the demand of $1.4mil for the "gold" rocks + the couple hundred $ of shipping costs.
    Would this guy have to actually receive something from the Cash4Gold people in order for this to be "fraud"?


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    Re: Irate Cash4Gold letter to a lewd prankster

    Quote Originally Posted by iahawkhunter View Post
    Would this guy have to actually receive something from the Cash4Gold people in order for this to be "fraud"?
    Attempted fraud is just as illegal although harder to prove.



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