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    Now I have seen it all

    Some woman is auctioning off an extra ticket on ebay for a cruise because her boyfriend and her broke up:

    princess cruise 7 day ticket southern carribean friend - eBay (item 110620518102 end time Dec-11-10 16:32:03 PST)

    I am laughing at some of the restrictions she posted in the auction:

    Questions and answers about this item

    Q: If we are not sharing a bed, there is no sexual activity and its a strictly hands off situation...why do you still require a photo? Does it matter i am 5ft3 and weigh 300lbs? Will I be excluded?
    A: Because likes attract likes and I'm trying to fill a spot neglected by my ignorant ex boyfriend. Also with the pipe dreams that I might actually find myself a compatible mate because I'm looking for the love of my
    Q: What sort of watersports might we participate in?
    A: Those water sports are those offered from the cruise line directly. Such as snorkeling. I'm not a fan of scuba diving. Possibly jet skiing. Don't forget to submit your foto and full name to me before placing your...
    Q: If i win, do i have to pay for the plane ticket?
    A: Yes u do. As stated in the auction above bidder/winner is responsible for their plane ticket to and from puerto Rico. Along w your foto and full name with each bid. Please do not forget to submit that to me asap thank you...
    Q: So will there be separate beds? or separate rooms?
    A: Same room. Separate beds. If there's any disrespect or anything funny the deal is off and the unlucky guy shall enjoy the rest of the trip sleeping by the pool


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    Re: Now I have seen it all

    She is not hot enough for these crazy standards


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    Re: Now I have seen it all

    Quote Originally Posted by CycoCyclone View Post
    She is too ugly for any standards
    fixed



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    Re: Now I have seen it all

    Lower the line as close to the bottom as possible (say the y-intercept of the other line) and this becomes even more valid:




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    Re: Now I have seen it all

    Well this will only end up badly for her.



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    Re: Now I have seen it all

    Quote Originally Posted by isuaggie View Post
    Lower the line as close to the bottom as possible (say the y-intercept of the other line) and this becomes even more valid:

    Don't be hatin'. She promised to consider you as fairly as the other applicants.


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    Re: Now I have seen it all

    I don't get it... why not sell/give it to a friend to avoid any awkward situations? Does she not have friends? If she would bring a friend, she could go on the cruise and find her a nice desperate guy to pick up if she really wanted to.



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    Re: Now I have seen it all

    Any Boston Legal fans on here? I thinks she looks like Meredith, the midget:



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    Re: Now I have seen it all

    She has changed it now to a female friendship request.

    I suppose that the guy that asked about her mom as a backup plan might have motivated that change.

    But 89s question is a good one. Doesn't she have even one friend that could go along?


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    Re: Now I have seen it all

    $10.50, that's pretty stiff..


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    Re: Now I have seen it all

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneErik View Post
    Don't be hatin'. She promised to consider you as fairly as the other applicants.
    That's not what her reply email said





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    Re: Now I have seen it all

    This seems like a joke. She is a "nail technician" and has a bachelors degree in "science"

    wtf


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    Re: Now I have seen it all

    i wonder what the reserve is set to.



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    Re: Now I have seen it all

    Quote Originally Posted by LeSchmick View Post
    This seems like a joke. She is a "nail technician" and has a bachelors degree in "science"

    wtf
    She's also a mortician....


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    Re: Now I have seen it all

    Does riding around a lake on a backhoe tube behind a friends bass boat count as previous cruise



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