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    A real woman

    WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES


    A real woman is a man's best friend.
    She will never stand him up and never let him down.
    She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
    She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

    She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
    She will make sure that he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible . . .



    No, wait... Sorry...


    I'm thinking of beer. That's what a good beer does...



    Never mind...


    Happy Friday everybody.



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    Re: A real woman

    Gene Simmons once said something along the following line.

    A real woman is...

    A chef in the kitchen
    A maid for housekeeping
    A mother for children
    and
    A whore in the bedroom



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    Re: A real woman



    My wife is out of town at the moment at a meeting so Im safe.



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    Re: A real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by bos View Post


    My wife is out of town at the moment at a meeting so Im safe.
    I believe the correct term is "incorrigible."


    M 7/09

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    Re: A real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    I believe the correct term is "incorrigible."
    Dang you, dang you all to heck.



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    Re: A real woman

    I thought this was going to be really gay when I opened it.

    Happy Friday!



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    Re: A real woman

    Where do you find these real women?


    Let my Fred's Posse Ride: Georges, 3sus, Hallice, Deonte, Dustin, Abdel, Monte, Matt, and McKaT.

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    Re: A real woman



    Well, not really, but I've been dying for a thread to drop this one into.



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    Re: A real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by farminclone View Post
    I thought this was going to be really gay when I opened it.

    Happy Friday!
    Yeah, I probably should have done a better job with the title to get people to open this. I got it as an email this morning as laughed my *** off at it, but when you roll over it, it starts off pretty limp. It doesn't give you that "I wanna open this thread" vibe.



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    Re: A real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by Wesley View Post
    Where do you find these real women?
    If you read it thoroughly, you find it in a keg, can, or bottle.


    I don't do signatures. Blondes, brunettes, and red heads are a different story.

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    Re: A real woman

    Hilarious (and so very true)! Good women only exist in a world with unicorns, leprechauns and.... wait....are you still reading this Angie? (Cuz if so, Angie is the awesome-est woman in the world)


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    Re: A real woman

    there are two types of girls in this world sluts and my mom



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    Re: A real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by ca4cy View Post
    Yeah, I probably should have done a better job with the title to get people to open this. I got it as an email this morning as laughed my *** off at it, but when you roll over it, it starts off pretty limp. It doesn't give you that "I wanna open this thread" vibe.
    Really?



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    Re: A real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by Cytom5 View Post
    there are two types of girls in this world sluts and my mom
    Um, in that case, make it 1 kind.





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    Re: A real woman

    I prefer blow up dolls. ******* don't back talk.


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