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    Smile Inmate found guilty in "m'bation" trial

    This is worth a read when you get a chance....

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    Re: Inmate found guilty in "m'bation" trial

    Sounds like a good use of taxpayer money. A few days on top of 10 years, who cares. At least he was doing it to himself and not a fellow prisoner.


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    Re: Inmate found guilty in "m'bation" trial

    This is insane. Don't they have to go too the bathroom in their cells? Better bust them for exposure every time they take a leak.

    If we think prison violence and sexual assault is bad now, what happens when these guys can't, ahem, pleasure themselves anymore.



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    Re: Inmate found guilty in "m'bation" trial

    How would you have liked to be on that jury during jury selection....



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    Re: Inmate found guilty in "m'bation" trial

    accused of illegally m'bating in his jail cell
    So are they saying there is a legal way of doing it in jail?


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    Re: Inmate found guilty in "m'bation" trial

    mans gotta do what a mans gotta do



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    Re: Inmate found guilty in "m'bation" trial

    HELLO ... you work in a prison, of course you are going to see dudes floggin the dolphin. If she was so offended maybe she shouldn't have watched. This is like somone from PETA working in a slaughter house. Another great example of tax payers money going to good use.



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    Re: Inmate found guilty in "m'bation" trial

    She needs a hiatus from the seven acts of exposure and flagellation. She needs a promotion.


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    Re: Inmate found guilty in "m'bation" trial

    Glad to know our overloaded court system is being put to good use...



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    Re: Inmate found guilty in "m'bation" trial

    To Paraphrase George Carlin:

    If we weren't intended to m'bate, then our arms would have been shorter.



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    Re: Inmate found guilty in "m'bation" trial

    Was his cell mate Pee Wee Herman?


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    Re: Inmate found guilty in "m'bation" trial

    Next we' ll have to pay for his lazer eye surgery because he's
    going blind.



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    Re: Inmate found guilty in "m'bation" trial

    I hope to god that you're joking vinniemac.


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    Re: Inmate found guilty in "m'bation" trial

    I think the inmate should appeal. He has a good chance to beat the rap...


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