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    Presidential Colonoscopy

    Pres' Colon

    It appears every evil cyborg has his day...Cheney will be president for the day as Bush undergoes colonic surveillance (they actually call it that in the article!) as part of the ongoing War on Polyps. Doctors say that while they are in there, they will do a thorough search for the President's head.


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    Re: Presidential Colonoscopy

    The scope wont have to be very long.



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    Re: Presidential Colonoscopy

    look out, Iran...


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    Re: Presidential Colonoscopy

    Quote Originally Posted by frontrangeclone View Post
    look out, Iran...
    Don't forget N. Korea and Pakistan.



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    Re: Presidential Colonoscopy

    What will Cheney do to Harry Whittington now that he Executive Power?
    He got away easy last time with a pellet spray to the face.



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    I also found it ironic that shortly after the ceding of power thing was announced, Bush altered the laws for interrogations and torture. Seems like someone can't trust Cheney to be nice while he's out of it, so he has to set the rules straight before giving the reins over!


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    Re: Presidential Colonoscopy

    "The president wants to encourage everybody to use surveillance," Snow said.

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    NICE!!....



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    Re: Presidential Colonoscopy

    Any guesses as to when the pics from the colonoscopy will be found on the web?


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    Re: Presidential Colonoscopy

    Quote Originally Posted by isucyfan View Post
    Pres' Colon

    It appears every evil cyborg has his day...Cheney will be president for the day as Bush undergoes colonic surveillance (they actually call it that in the article!) as part of the ongoing War on Polyps. Doctors say that while they are in there, they will do a thorough search for the President's head.
    Let us know if they find any WMD's!



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    Re: Presidential Colonoscopy

    I read the headline for this thread, and was thinking that presidential colonoscopy was a new way to describe what the government does to us on a daily basis.



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    Re: Presidential Colonoscopy

    I heard they found Tony Blair up there.


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    Re: Presidential Colonoscopy

    Presidential colonoscopies are now part of the partiot act after the CIA found a bomb up Ms. Clinton's . . . well you know what. It made for a very funny south park episode.



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    Re: Presidential Colonoscopy

    You suppose they will find any dirty bombs?



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