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    New (and some old) Chuck Norris Facts!

    I need some new ones for a contest at work, all "CN facts" will be appreciated, Please add to the thread... Thanx!

    Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together.

    Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.



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    Re: New (and some old) Chuck Norris Facts!

    Chuck Norris can stab you with a ball.



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    Re: New (and some old) Chuck Norris Facts!

    Type Chuck Norris into google. select the result Chuck Norris - Google Search


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    Re: New (and some old) Chuck Norris Facts!

    Quote Originally Posted by DarkStar View Post
    Type Chuck Norris into google. select the result Chuck Norris - Google Search
    This!!!!! HAHA!!!!



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    Re: New (and some old) Chuck Norris Facts!

    chuck norris tears can cure cancer. too bad he's never cried.

    when chuck norris does pushups he doesn't push himself up he pushes the world down.

    when chuch norris has to drop a deuce he looks at a mirror because his own image scares the **** out of even him.

    i personally like bill brasky sayings better:

    bill brasky hated mexicans. and he was half mexican. and he hated irony.

    bill brasky once scissor kicked angela langsbery.

    bill brasky wears an anaconda for a condom.



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    Re: New (and some old) Chuck Norris Facts!

    Chuck Norris has such a good poker face, he once won the World Series of Poker with a 2 of spades, a 7 of clubs, a joker, the green 4 from UNO, and a monopoly get of jail card.

    Chuck Norris is 1/8th cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate an Indian

    One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.



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    I hate this Chuck Norris ****. It gets annoying. Chuck Norris is a peice of **** for all i care.


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    Re: New (and some old) Chuck Norris Facts!

    Quote Originally Posted by Clones21 View Post
    I hate this Chuck Norris ****. It gets annoying. Chuck Norris is a peice of **** for all i care.







    Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands.... Now they are known as "The Islands"



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    Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice, and he can divide by zero.

    Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because hunting implies failure. He goes killing.



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    Bill Brasky can fully digest a turtle shell


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    Re: New (and some old) Chuck Norris Facts!

    Bill Brasky is a son of a *****!

    Bill Brasky is the father of every son in this town.

    One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

    He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky

    He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.



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    Re: New (and some old) Chuck Norris Facts!

    Quote Originally Posted by MLawrence View Post
    Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice, and he can divide by zero.

    Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because hunting implies failure. He goes killing.
    Of all of Chuck's abilities, that one's not so impressive - anybody that's taken Math 165 at ISU knows how to divide by zero...


    Chuck Lidell: I paint my toenails with pink and black polish. Problem is, I get more paint on my toes and on the carpet than on my nails. Any advice?
    Maria Sharapova: Don't you beat up other guys for a living? I don't know how to answer this.


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    Re: New (and some old) Chuck Norris Facts!

    Quote Originally Posted by Clones21 View Post
    I hate this Chuck Norris ****. It gets annoying. Chuck Norris is a peice of **** for all i care.
    Chuck Norris is smart enough not to open a thread that is clearly about Clones21, who he does not care for.



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    Re: New (and some old) Chuck Norris Facts!

    Quote Originally Posted by ISU BET View Post
    Bill Brasky is a son of a *****!

    Bill Brasky is the father of every son in this town.

    One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

    He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky

    He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.
    LMAO!!!!
    (.....Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky')



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