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    Re: Nebraska Jokes - Who's got 'em?

    Why don't girls play hide and seek in Lincoln?

    No one would look for them.



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    Re: Nebraska Jokes - Who's got 'em?

    This one was only good until 1993 --

    Why did Tom Osborne pour his cereal on a plate?
    He lost his bowls.



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    Re: Nebraska Jokes - Who's got 'em?

    What's the difference between a pair of boots in Nebraska and Iowa?

    The Iowa boots have the **** on the outside.



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    Re: Nebraska Jokes - Who's got 'em?

    I thought Nebraska was the joke. We need more than that?


    Since we are an elite team now, let's go get that One Cyclone Moment.
    Make this one for the ages!




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    Re: Nebraska Jokes - Who's got 'em?

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneErik View Post
    I thought Nebraska was the joke. We need more than that?
    I was just about to post this.



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    Quote Originally Posted by HerkyKiller View Post
    I was just about to post this.
    You snooze, you lose.


    Since we are an elite team now, let's go get that One Cyclone Moment.
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    Re: Nebraska Jokes - Who's got 'em?

    What's the best thing to come out of NE?

    Most Nebraskan's will respond "Tommy Frazier".

    Calmly remind them it's I-80



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    Re: Nebraska Jokes - Who's got 'em?

    What was the joke after last year's win about how to cook a cornhusker (or something) ....turn it over 8 times and some other stuff is in the punch line.



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    Re: Nebraska Jokes - Who's got 'em?

    Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Nebraska library? Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours



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    Re: Nebraska Jokes - Who's got 'em?

    A Husker fan walks into a hardware store and asks the clerk for something to cut down trees faster. The clerk hands the fan a chainsaw, and after paying for it, the fan walks out the store with the saw. Some days later, the Husker fan comes back with the chainsaw and angrily asks for his money back. The clerk asks the fan to demonstrate what is the issue about the saw. The Husker fan goes over to a piece of firewood, places the blade on the log and starts moving the saw back and forth. The clerk calmly walks over to the Husker fan and pulls the saw's starter cord...


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    Re: Nebraska Jokes - Who's got 'em?

    A kindergarten teacher explains to her class that she is a Husker. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Huskers too. No one really knows what a Husker is, but wanting to be like their teacher their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

    "Because I'm not a Husker."
    "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
    "Why, I'm a proud ISU Cyclone," boasts the little girl.
    The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Cyclone.
    "Well, my mom and dad are Cyclones, so I'm a Cyclone too."
    The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
    "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Husker."



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    Re: Nebraska Jokes - Who's got 'em?

    what is th difference between a bucket of **** and a husker?

    the bucket.



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    Re: Nebraska Jokes - Who's got 'em?

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneNorth View Post
    Why don't girls play hide and seek in Lincoln?

    No one would look for them.
    It's hard to hide fat chicks.


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    GC, he's obviously all man. And I don't think Ellen would go *****, even for GC...

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    Re: Nebraska Jokes - Who's got 'em?

    What's the best part of Nebraska?













    Dead center; any way you go, you're leaving.


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    Why do pop and candy machines not accept the new nebraska state quarter that a NU graduate designed?

    You cant fit 2 dimes and a nickle duct taped together through the slot.



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