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    How to extend your lifespan

    If you are a male your life span can be extended by about five or six years through castration.

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    Re: How to extend your lifespan

    No thanks.


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    Re: How to extend your lifespan

    I thought marriage shortened your lifespan?



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    Re: How to extend your lifespan

    I'll pass. Living to an old age is more punishment than gratification anyway.


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    Re: How to extend your lifespan

    Umm, no.


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    Re: How to extend your lifespan

    Ha ha ha nice.



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    Re: How to extend your lifespan

    To the OP, you make me cringe? I make you cringe!




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    Re: How to extend your lifespan

    Quote Originally Posted by IcSyU View Post
    I thought marriage shortened your lifespan?
    I doubt that's possible. Revkah's extended my lifespan.


    But this thread will likely bring everybody's favorite ad in full force.


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    Re: How to extend your lifespan

    This just in, a survey of 100 men found that all 100 of them prefer not to get have this done, even if it does mean 5 more years.


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    Re: How to extend your lifespan

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneErik View Post
    I doubt that's possible. Revkah's extended my lifespan.


    But this thread will likely bring everybody's favorite ad in full force.
    Are we talking about the one for tankless water heaters? or the one for dog nose hair trimmers? Because I can't decide which of those two is my favorite.


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    Re: How to extend your lifespan

    I like the dog-nose hair trimmer ads.


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    Re: How to extend your lifespan

    didn't some guy in des moines almost die recently because he tried to castrate himself?

    Never mind. I guess he's from Cedar Rapids.

    http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/...g-himself.html


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    Re: How to extend your lifespan

    Damn. That takes balls to castrate yourself.

    Sorry...had to do it.



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    Re: How to extend your lifespan

    Quote Originally Posted by HawkFanISUalum View Post
    Damn. That takes balls to castrate yourself.

    Sorry...had to do it.



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    Re: How to extend your lifespan

    Quote Originally Posted by CyLoboClone View Post
    To the OP, you make me cringe? I make you cringe!

    I don't know which is worse, that picture or this...





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