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    Life Guard Needed

    I live in a Townhome Association in Ames that has recently lost its Life Guard. We now need someone to fill in for the remainder of the summer. The pay is decent for a summer job. PM me if you are interested or if you know someone that is, and I will get you a list of duties and the pay scale. We are willing to work around class schedules if you are a student. You would need to be available to open the pool at 9AM or at least have the pool open for swimming by 10AM.

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    Re: Life Guard Needed

    Do I have to wear a red one piece with everything hanging out ala baywatch? Or at least can I?


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    Re: Life Guard Needed

    You can wear anything you like Brian, the little kids that run around there don't mind as long as they get to swim during the day.


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    Re: Life Guard Needed

    Quote Originally Posted by brianhos View Post
    Do I have to wear a red one piece with everything hanging out ala baywatch? Or at least can I?
    Maybe DH is interested?




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    Re: Life Guard Needed

    He's probably too busy eating hamburgers.



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    Re: Life Guard Needed

    Nah, I think DH is in his dressing room getting trashed after not being able to take a dissenting remark from Piers and Sharon Osborne in "America's Got Talent"


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    Re: Life Guard Needed

    Quote Originally Posted by SuperCy View Post
    He's probably too busy eating hamburgers.
    I take it you saw the drunken video of him struggling to eat one while laying on the floor huh?



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    Quote Originally Posted by travman23 View Post
    I take it you saw the drunken video of him struggling to eat one while laying on the floor huh?
    I'm not quite sure if struggling is a stong enough word. He would have had better luck just leaving it on the floor, placing his face on top of it and then just moving his jaw up and down. Eventually he would ahve gotten something in his mouth.



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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperCy View Post
    I'm not quite sure if struggling is a stong enough word. He would have had better luck just leaving it on the floor, placing his face on top of it and then just moving his jaw up and down. Eventually he would ahve gotten something in his mouth.
    Best quote evar. I've not seen the video, so this is even better!

    Quote Originally Posted by travman23 View Post
    I take it you saw the drunken video of him struggling to eat one while laying on the floor huh?
    You're breaking the First Law of YouTube- if you are the first person to mention a video, you have to post links...


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    Re: Life Guard Needed

    Try this.

    [ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=oYj6TceYio0]YouTube - David Hasselhoff drunk (full version)[/ame]



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    Re: Life Guard Needed

    Quote Originally Posted by brianhos View Post
    Do I have to wear a red one piece with everything hanging out ala baywatch? Or at least can I?
    Uhhhh, no. Make that a please no.



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    I'm ready for duty!



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    Where do I sign up??



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    Re: Life Guard Needed

    Thanks for the help guys. Or at least for the laughs...


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    Re: Life Guard Needed

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonepride View Post
    Uhhhh, no. Make that a please no.
    I promise to at least shave first.


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