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    Re: Possible UFO Display Today

    Cool, I had nothing going on anyway.



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    Re: Possible UFO Display Today

    Why didn't you post this sooner?? I was going to do something nice for our new alien overlords. Now I'm going to look for something around the office to regift.



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    Re: Possible UFO Display Today

    I was ready to believe this guy until this part:

    For more than a decade, through the services of a world renowned channeler, the author has communicated with an ethereal group of entities known as the Transcendors -- 43,000 very old souls who combine their vast experience and knowledge through eons of incarnations, providing advice and information to humans in search of basic realities of mankind’s existence.
    I suspect this "world renowned channeler" deals in some highly flavorful illegal substances.



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    I doubt Omaha is a "principal city" but it makes for a good excuse to go sit on the patio and drink beer tonight.



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    Re: Possible UFO Display Today

    I hate to be a downer here, but realistically, no Alien culture would intervene with our Co2 issues until after we ourselves became obliterated. Humans really have very little to offer more intelligent life (assumed if they can travel here) and we are the single most damaging life form on the planet. If an Alien Life Culture had the technology to save the Earth, my guess is they would probably destroy Humans first. Or wait until we are mostly gone, and come in and save the balance of life.

    My theory is the Earth is in fact an organic creature. It will fight us off like a really nasty infection, probably with another Ice Age. It will regulate it's C02, but humans will ultimately become collateral damage. That, or North Face will become the next Apple, and more people will learn to ski and ice fish.


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    So they are coming today to warn us, but then will wait until 2015 to return and give us the technology to clean it up? Those sand baggin mother ****ers.



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    Re: Possible UFO Display Today

    Quote Originally Posted by Farnsworth View Post
    So they are coming today to warn us, but then will wait until 2015 to return and give us the technology to clean it up? Those sand baggin mother ****ers.
    Boy are they going to be in for a surprise when, on December 21, 2012, the Mayans are proved right and the world comes to a disastrous end...


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    I want whatever he's on



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    Thank God I was warned of this, otherwise I would have been really freaked out. Its always good to know when the aliens are coming.


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    Re: Possible UFO Display Today

    Quote Originally Posted by Farnsworth View Post
    So they are coming today to warn us, but then will wait until 2015 to return and give us the technology to clean it up? Those sand baggin mother ****ers.
    Wouldn't that be embarrassing? Have to go back - a 5 year round trip - to pick up the clean up technology you forgot to pack...


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    Quote Originally Posted by VeloClone View Post
    Wouldn't that be embarrassing? Have to go back - a 5 year round trip - to pick up the clean up technology you forgot to pack...
    I bet the real reason for tonights visit is to resurrect Billy Mays to help them sell this amazing product. Its Oxy clean on steriods.



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    Re: Possible UFO Display Today

    Can they at least pick up Al Gore while they are hovering and take him with them so we don't have to listen to him blathering until 2015? I mean come on consider it a good will gesture on their part. If they are concerned we will freak take Al off our hands as token of their friendship


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    This is not good for the Iowa economy. Once people find out we can destroy the planet as much as we want between now and 2015, ethanol sales will plummet.



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    Re: Possible UFO Display Today

    Well I was planning on grilling a steak tonight, I guess I'll throw a couple extra's on if I'm going to have company.



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