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    Steve Alford

    Don't know if anyone else caught the article yesterday in the DM Ragister, on Steve Alford and his decision to move to THE PIT.

    It was funny, as i read it, i began to feel that this year i would be be pulling for him to succeed now that he's out of EIU, just to throw salt in the wounds of all those haters in IA City.

    Reading the article sounds like the job may not be that bad, and he's right - just like Indiana, at that university Basketball is the program!!!! No more second fiddle to the incredible football team that went 6-7 last year... oh yeah also the football coach at New Mexico is not making 2.8 million in base salary - most in the nation for pure base salary...

    GO CLONES!!!!



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    Re: Steve Alford

    What is a Steve Alford? Is that like a wet willy combined with a purple-nurple?



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    Re: Steve Alford

    Who is Steve Alford? Is he a new reporter for the RAG???


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    Re: Steve Alford

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUFan22 View Post
    What is a Steve Alford? Is that like a wet willy combined with a purple-nurple?
    No, it's a muskrat with a giant pimple underneath it.



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    Re: Steve Alford

    Quote Originally Posted by SuperCy View Post
    No, it's a muskrat with a giant pimple underneath it.
    When I hear muskrat, I think of the movie Meet the Fockers. (muskrat is the code word to calm the overpowering dad in the movie).

    When I hear Meet the Fockers, I think of the fake boobs that said father made for his grandson to drink from when momma wasn't around (the fake boobs were an exact replica of momma).

    Using the transitive property (and stretching it a bit)...

    A Steve Alford is just a short way of describing a odd, fake boob.



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    Re: Steve Alford

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUFan22 View Post
    A Steve Alford is just a short way of describing a odd, fake boob.



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