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    OT: Moonlighting

    How about I am an authorized professional as a pick up line.
    Company Advertises Unpaid Job as Condom Tester

    Friday, July 06, 2007

    MELBOURNE, Australia A major condom brand said Friday it expected thousands of applicants for a new unpaid job on offer condom tester.
    Durex said 200 adult Australians men and women are wanted to test a range of its condoms.
    While the successful applicants will not be paid, each will receive a pack of Durex sex products, a chance to win 1,000 Australian dollars ($857 U.S.), plus professional prestige, the company said in a statement.
    "Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorized professional?" Durex marketing manager Sam White asked.
    "Durex is expecting thousands of applicants," the statement said.
    Hopefuls must explain in their applications why they would make "expert" condom testers.
    How they test the condoms is not specified, but testers must provide honest feedback about how they find the products.
    No deadline is set for evaluating a range of four condoms and other sex products.
    Keep it clean please.


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    Re: OT: Moonlighting

    Quote Originally Posted by chadm View Post
    Keep it clean please.
    There just isn't a way to do that.

    So I'm going to say...

    I can't wait until August 30th!



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    Re: OT: Moonlighting

    *think of something to type that won't get me banned......... nope can't think of anything LOL*



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    Re: OT: Moonlighting

    Good excuse to tell the wife... But honey, we HAVE to, it is my job!


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    Re: OT: Moonlighting

    Keep it clean please.
    Isn't that the basic principle behind this job?


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    Re: OT: Moonlighting

    Does the want ad state: Married men need not apply?



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    Re: OT: Moonlighting

    The more I think about this it would be a hard job. Think of the expense, drinks, dinner, drinks and breakfast.


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    Re: OT: Moonlighting

    Quote Originally Posted by chadm View Post
    The more I think about this it would be a hard job.
    Pun intended, I presume?



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    Re: OT: Moonlighting

    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyMac View Post
    Pun intended, I presume?
    I think you might be a little premature in your assumption.


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    Re: OT: Moonlighting

    Quote Originally Posted by chadm View Post
    I think you might be a little premature in your assumption.
    Another pun! I don't know if I can handle this thread any longer.


    Go Sssssssssyclones!

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    Re: OT: Moonlighting

    Well then, I'm going to pull out of this topic before there's a mess made of things.



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    Re: OT: Moonlighting

    I wonder if Byron Houston will apply...nothing like having your product tested under the rigors of real-word rush hour traffic...


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    Re: OT: Moonlighting

    Guys, enough of ribbing each other.

    each will receive a pack of Durex sex products, a chance to win 1,000 Australian dollars ($857 U.S.), plus professional prestige, the company said in a statement.
    Personally, I'd do it for the "professional prestige".



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    Re: OT: Moonlighting

    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyMac View Post
    Well then, I'm going to pull out of this topic before there's a mess made of things.
    Oh sure... pull out when YOU'RE done. Don't even THINK about OUR needs!


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    Re: OT: Moonlighting

    Quote Originally Posted by acs4isu View Post
    Oh sure... pull out when YOU'RE done. Don't even THINK about OUR needs!
    You have needs? How is that a problem of ours?

    Thread closed in .... 3 ..... 2 ..... 1 ....


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