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    Bill Braskie

    Braskie showers in ball bearings. To Bill Braskie!!


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    Re: Bill Braskie

    He feeds his kids shrimp scampy. To Bill Braskie.



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    Re: Bill Braskie

    He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!



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    Re: Bill Braskie

    Braskie's scrotum is used as the tarp at Yankee Stadium.



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    Re: Bill Braskie

    Braskie's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.



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    Re: Bill Braskie

    He breastfeeds John Madden!



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    Re: Bill Braskie

    I once saw Braskie scissor-kick Angela Lansbury.



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    Re: Bill Braskie

    Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky!

    He did all the makeup on the Planet of the Apes movies.



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    Re: Bill Braskie

    Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!



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    Re: Bill Braskie

    Quote Originally Posted by jbog54 View Post
    Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!
    Welcome to CF.


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    Talking Re: Bill Braskie The Greatest Salesman...

    "Bill Braskie was a son of a b*tch!"
    "He once breast-fed an injured flamingo back to health!"
    "He had a four-day heart attack, one for each chamber!"
    "After the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccota cheese!"
    "They found $60 worth of change in his stomach!"
    "He taught me how to love a woman, and how to scold a child!"
    "He LOVED extension chords!"
    "He HATED Mexicans!"
    "He was half-Mexican!"
    "And he HATED irony!"
    "He grew a third arm and kept it in a vault!"


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    Re: Bill Braskie

    To Bill Brasky!!



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