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    Re: Man Denies Drugs Found in His Buttocks are His

    Best quote:
    Manatee County deputies say RaymondStanleyRoberts told them “The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.”
    Apparantly it's a high traffic area.


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    Re: Man Denies Drugs Found in His Buttocks are His

    Brings another meaning to "smoking crack"




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    Re: Man Denies Drugs Found in His Buttocks are His

    Don't you hate it when that happens?


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    Re: Man Denies Drugs Found in His Buttocks are His

    I have a kilo in my prison wallet that I'm holding for a friend. Don't see the big deal.


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    Re: Man Denies Drugs Found in His Buttocks are His

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Janny View Post
    Manatee County deputies say RaymondStanleyRoberts told them “The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.”

    That gives a whole new meaning to the old SNL phrase "You can put your WEEEEED in it..."


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    Re: Man Denies Drugs Found in His Buttocks are His

    Quote Originally Posted by GeronimusClone View Post
    I have a kilo in my prison wallet that I'm holding for a friend. Don't see the big deal.
    I feel like your "wallet" is more like a duffel bag. or so I've heard



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    Re: Man Denies Drugs Found in His Buttocks are His

    It probably belonged to Paris Hilton.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclones_R_GR8 View Post
    It probably belonged to Paris Hilton.



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    Re: Man Denies Drugs Found in His Buttocks are His

    Quote Originally Posted by Cysrevenge View Post
    I feel like your "wallet" is more like a duffel bag. or so I've heard
    It has many compartments.


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    Re: Man Denies Drugs Found in His Buttocks are His

    What is this guy? The local grocery store? Bet he could barely walk.


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    Re: Man Denies Drugs Found in His Buttocks are His

    I saw the thread title and thought it was an article from The Onion.

    I should have known better.



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    Re: Man Denies Drugs Found in His Buttocks are His


    Obviously the cops planted it there to frame him. Do they know no bounds?



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    Re: Man Denies Drugs Found in His Buttocks are His

    I'm just glad I'm not the cop that had to search him.


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