Remember Chubbs? RIP
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    Remember Chubbs? RIP

    Instead of fighting about NASCAR or the Chaplain, lets all take a moment to remember agreat Caddy.


    In Loving Memory of Chubbs

    Chubbs: Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer.
    Happy Gilmore: Yeah? What happened?
    Chubbs: They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore.
    Happy Gilmore: Ah, I'm sorry. Because you're black?
    Chubbs: Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my hand off!
    [Shows Happy his wooden hand]
    Happy Gilmore: OH MY GOD!
    Chubbs: Yeah. tournament down in Florida. I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of the bastard's eyes out though. Look at that.
    [Shows Happy a small glass jar with an eyeball in it]
    Happy Gilmore: You're pretty sick, Chubbs.


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    Re: Remember Chubbs? RIP

    Damn...how was this guy not seriously hurt?

    It's all in the hips...it's all in the hips...



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    Re: Remember Chubbs? RIP

    Thats what I call a "water hazzard."


    ISU Grad 1997.
    ISU Fan for Life.

    Not in CO anymore but I'm not changing my name :)

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