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    Can you break it?

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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO



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    I was in literal agony until I read this line:

    We had this patient who suffered penile fracture after running across the room and trying to penetrate his wife with a flying leap.
    ...and then I was on the floor rolling and laughing.


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    Honestly jdogg, that happens more than you think. We have a nurse friend that says this happens a ton and actually explained in detail what it looks like and the anatomy behind the fracture. Its terrifying.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bos View Post
    Honestly jdogg, that happens more than you think. We have a nurse friend that says this happens a ton and actually explained in detail what it looks like and the anatomy behind the fracture. Its terrifying.
    You mean the "Superman Complex" happens more often than I think?

    (and by "Superman Compex" I mean "jumping across the room trying to penetrate his wife with a flying leap")


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    Quote Originally Posted by jdoggivjc View Post
    You mean the "Superman Complex" happens more often than I think?

    Yes, actually. Some guys are that dumb.



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    I've never read a story where I cringed as much as this one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bos View Post
    Yes, actually. Some guys are that dumb.
    That's because they're thinking with their ... oh never mind. It's just what my wife tells me.


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    Re: Can you break it?

    With a flying leap



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    I can't even begin to imagine how that sounded like a good idea.


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    Re: Can you break it?

    ..........did anyone else cross there legs when reading this?




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    Re: Can you break it?

    oh snap


    I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.

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    Re: Can you break it?

    Wow, that is just horrifying.. no more sexual acrobatics for me



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    Quote Originally Posted by kilgore_trout View Post
    oh snap
    Yep thats the sound it makes.




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