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    My dogs go nuts...

    Over the avocado commercial! The doorbell keeps ringing and sending my dogs into a frenzy!

    Anyway, I drank a lot of booze during that game - it was the only way I could remain sedated and not totally lose it.

    So now my wife really wants beer can chicken for dinner and I need some advice.

    I'm way too drunk to drive. It's raining and cold outside.

    Do I drink the last beer in the fridge and force my wife to go get more in order to cook her a beer can chicken (and thereby get myself more beer to drink!!!)? Or do I be a nice guy and leave the last beer to cook the chicken?

    And what does everyone think about camel toes?



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    Re: My dogs go nuts...

    Quote Originally Posted by azepp View Post
    Over the avocado commercial! The doorbell keeps ringing and sending my dogs into a frenzy!

    Anyway, I drank a lot of booze during that game - it was the only way I could remain sedated and not totally lose it.

    So now my wife really wants beer can chicken for dinner and I need some advice.

    I'm way too drunk to drive. It's raining and cold outside.

    Do I drink the last beer in the fridge and force my wife to go get more in order to cook her a beer can chicken (and thereby get myself more beer to drink!!!)? Or do I be a nice guy and leave the last beer to cook the chicken?

    And what does everyone think about camel toes?
    Drink the beer, and it depends on the camel.....


    Yep, this thread has just been pwned.

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    Re: My dogs go nuts...

    Yep, had to mute with the commercial on here! Drink beer, make her drive, get more beer. It will be a long night without it!


    Living in Illinois, finally back in the Midwest, Heart still in Ames.

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    Re: My dogs go nuts...

    Quote Originally Posted by azepp View Post
    Over the avocado commercial! The doorbell keeps ringing and sending my dogs into a frenzy!

    Anyway, I drank a lot of booze during that game - it was the only way I could remain sedated and not totally lose it.

    So now my wife really wants beer can chicken for dinner and I need some advice.

    I'm way too drunk to drive. It's raining and cold outside.

    Do I drink the last beer in the fridge and force my wife to go get more in order to cook her a beer can chicken (and thereby get myself more beer to drink!!!)? Or do I be a nice guy and leave the last beer to cook the chicken?

    And what does everyone think about camel toes?
    Bad game plan on your part - you simply can't allow yourself to run out of beer on game day.



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    Re: My dogs go nuts...

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    Bad game plan on your part - you simply can't allow yourself to run out of beer on game day.
    Problem solved. Wife went to get more beer. Now I have an adequate supply and a chicken in the oven.



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    Re: My dogs go nuts...

    A Camel toe is nice. A Moose knuckle on the other hand.... not so much.


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