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    Nebraska, Colorado, Iowa Jokes

    Here is a joke I finished up today.
    Please post your jokes.

    Cy went down to the preseason Big 12 footall meetings this year,
    and noticed something different about Colorado and Nebraska.

    Cy walked up and asked, "What happened to you guys?"

    Colorado says, "The Big 12 made us cut off our packages when we decided to leave."
    Cy replies, "So I see you are sporting the 'Ken Doll' look, Male, but nothing down below."
    Colorado says, "Maybe it will grow back. What do you think Cy?"
    Cy says. "I think this new look really fits you, you might want to get used to it, besides this 'Ken Doll' look is common in the Pac 10."

    Cy then asks, "Nebraska, so what is that?"
    Nebraska says, "Well after getting our package removed, we decided to go ahead and have a full on sex change.
    Cy says, "What made you want to do that?"
    Nebraska says, "We went to our first Big 10 football preseason meetings this year, and after seeing what they did to Iowa, we thought it would be the best way go."

    Cy says, "What did they do to Iowa?"
    Nebraska says, "Well let's just say they do not call him Herky, they call him 'The Man Holer'. They say next year they are going to show us the true meaning of being a 'Cornholer'.

    Nebraska goes on to say, "I hope we will have as much fun as Iowa did,
    and we feel like we have a lot in common with these Big Ten guys."

    Cy says, "Nebraska, You were right, I am sure you will be right at home with the Big Ten"



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    Re: Nebraska, Colorado, Iowa Jokes

    Wow...don't quit your day job for comedy. I appreciate good humor, even when directed at my Hawkeyes. That was not good humor. That was not even humor.



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    Re: Nebraska, Colorado, Iowa Jokes

    Fail.



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    Re: Nebraska, Colorado, Iowa Jokes

    That was easily the dumbest thing i ever heard. It was like a 3 year old joke when we said we ate poop and everyone laughed their ***** off.



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    Re: Nebraska, Colorado, Iowa Jokes

    I think it's great you're trying to come up with some new jokes. The regular ones from year to year are pretty old. With that said, great effort, but don't quit your day job. Rep to you for trying though.

    Go Cyclones!



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    Re: Nebraska, Colorado, Iowa Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by MadCy View Post
    I think it's great you're trying to come up with some new jokes. The regular ones from year to year are pretty old. With that said, great effort, but don't quit your day job. Rep to you for trying though.

    Go Cyclones!
    Thanks Grandma!!



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