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    HAWK JOKES!

    A hawkeye fan, a Cyclone fan, and a Panther Fan are on a beach. They come across a lamp and have to share the three wishes.

    The panther fan says "I wish that Kurt Warner to be reveared as a hero in the football world" (this was a few years ago.)

    The genie says "Granted!"

    The hawkeye fan buts in and says "I wish that a 100' wall built around Iowa City to keep all of the cyclone fans out!"

    The genie says "Granted!"

    The Cyclone fan says "I wish that Iowa City gets a 100' of rain today!"

    The genie says "Granted!"



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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    What do Cyclone fans and hawkeye fans have in common?

    Neither went to the University of Iowa!



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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    Quote Originally Posted by jdoggivjc View Post
    HOW ABOUT THIS:

    First year english class for men's basketball students:

    The professor asks, "What comes right after a sentance?" All in the class raise their hands and shout, "the appeal!"



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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    Quote Originally Posted by jdoggivjc View Post
    OR THIS:

    Hawks went 14-0 last year!

    14 arrests - 0 Convictions!



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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    Quote Originally Posted by Let's Go State View Post
    A hawkeye fan, a Cyclone fan, and a Panther Fan are on a beach. They come across a lamp and have to share the three wishes.

    The panther fan says "I wish that Kurt Warner to be reveared as a hero in the football world" (this was a few years ago.)

    The genie says "Granted!"

    The hawkeye fan buts in and says "I wish that a 100' wall built around Iowa City to keep all of the cyclone fans out!"

    The genie says "Granted!"

    The Cyclone fan says "I wish that Iowa City gets a 100' of rain today!"

    The genie says "Granted!"
    Mass murder of an entire city. Classic.
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    Last edited by Matt92x; 09-08-2010 at 08:18 AM.
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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    What does the average Hawkeye get on his/her SAT?

    Drool!



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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    What does a Cyclone and a Hawkeye cheerleader have in common?

    They both end up in a trailer park.



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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    Quote Originally Posted by bosco View Post
    What does a tornado and a Hawkeye cheerleader have in common?

    They both end up in a trailer park.
    There, fixed.



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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    Quote Originally Posted by Matt92x View Post
    Mass murder of an entire city. Classic.
    rack him


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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    What's the difference between unloading a truck full of bowling balls and a truck load of Hawkeye fans?

    With bowling balls, you can't use a pitchfork.





    What do you call 10,000 dead Hawkeye fans?

    A good start.



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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    Quote Originally Posted by Matt92x View Post
    Mass murder of an entire city. Classic.

    They are called jokes for a reason, you PC thug.



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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    This one was great leading into the 2008 game, but no longer applicable.

    Q: How do you keep Hawkeye fans from rubbing one out?

    A: Paint his **** red and gold. He'll only beat it 3 times a decade.


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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    Whats the difference between Kinnick Stadium and a porcupine?

    On a porcupine all the ****** are on the outside...



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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    Quote Originally Posted by Let's Go State View Post
    HOW ABOUT THIS:

    First year english class for men's basketball students:

    The professor asks, "What comes right after a sentance?" All in the class raise their hands and shout, "the appeal!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Let's Go State View Post
    OR THIS:

    Hawks went 14-0 last year!

    14 arrests - 0 Convictions!
    Got anything that was still funny 10 years ago?

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneYoda View Post
    What's the difference between unloading a truck full of bowling balls and a truck load of Hawkeye fans?

    With bowling balls, you can't use a pitchfork.
    Quote Originally Posted by Al_4_State View Post
    This one was great leading into the 2008 game, but no longer applicable.

    Q: How do you keep Hawkeye fans from rubbing one out?

    A: Paint his **** red and gold. He'll only beat it 3 times a decade.
    These two are fairly amusing...


    Last edited by jdoggivjc; 09-08-2010 at 07:14 AM.
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