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    HAWK JOKES!

    A hawkeye fan, a Cyclone fan, and a Panther Fan are on a beach. They come across a lamp and have to share the three wishes.

    The panther fan says "I wish that Kurt Warner to be reveared as a hero in the football world" (this was a few years ago.)

    The genie says "Granted!"

    The hawkeye fan buts in and says "I wish that a 100' wall built around Iowa City to keep all of the cyclone fans out!"

    The genie says "Granted!"

    The Cyclone fan says "I wish that Iowa City gets a 100' of rain today!"

    The genie says "Granted!"



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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    What do Cyclone fans and hawkeye fans have in common?

    Neither went to the University of Iowa!



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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    Quote Originally Posted by jdoggivjc View Post
    HOW ABOUT THIS:

    First year english class for men's basketball students:

    The professor asks, "What comes right after a sentance?" All in the class raise their hands and shout, "the appeal!"



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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    Quote Originally Posted by jdoggivjc View Post
    OR THIS:

    Hawks went 14-0 last year!

    14 arrests - 0 Convictions!



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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    Quote Originally Posted by Let's Go State View Post
    A hawkeye fan, a Cyclone fan, and a Panther Fan are on a beach. They come across a lamp and have to share the three wishes.

    The panther fan says "I wish that Kurt Warner to be reveared as a hero in the football world" (this was a few years ago.)

    The genie says "Granted!"

    The hawkeye fan buts in and says "I wish that a 100' wall built around Iowa City to keep all of the cyclone fans out!"

    The genie says "Granted!"

    The Cyclone fan says "I wish that Iowa City gets a 100' of rain today!"

    The genie says "Granted!"
    Mass murder of an entire city. Classic.
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    Last edited by Matt92x; 09-08-2010 at 08:18 AM.
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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    What does the average Hawkeye get on his/her SAT?

    Drool!



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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    What does a Cyclone and a Hawkeye cheerleader have in common?

    They both end up in a trailer park.



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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    Quote Originally Posted by bosco View Post
    What does a tornado and a Hawkeye cheerleader have in common?

    They both end up in a trailer park.
    There, fixed.



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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    Quote Originally Posted by Matt92x View Post
    Mass murder of an entire city. Classic.
    rack him


    Since we are an elite team now, let's go get that One Cyclone Moment.
    Make this one for the ages!




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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    What's the difference between unloading a truck full of bowling balls and a truck load of Hawkeye fans?

    With bowling balls, you can't use a pitchfork.





    What do you call 10,000 dead Hawkeye fans?

    A good start.



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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    Quote Originally Posted by Matt92x View Post
    Mass murder of an entire city. Classic.

    They are called jokes for a reason, you PC thug.



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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    This one was great leading into the 2008 game, but no longer applicable.

    Q: How do you keep Hawkeye fans from rubbing one out?

    A: Paint his **** red and gold. He'll only beat it 3 times a decade.


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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    Whats the difference between Kinnick Stadium and a porcupine?

    On a porcupine all the ****** are on the outside...



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    Re: HAWK JOKES!

    Quote Originally Posted by Let's Go State View Post
    HOW ABOUT THIS:

    First year english class for men's basketball students:

    The professor asks, "What comes right after a sentance?" All in the class raise their hands and shout, "the appeal!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Let's Go State View Post
    OR THIS:

    Hawks went 14-0 last year!

    14 arrests - 0 Convictions!
    Got anything that was still funny 10 years ago?

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneYoda View Post
    What's the difference between unloading a truck full of bowling balls and a truck load of Hawkeye fans?

    With bowling balls, you can't use a pitchfork.
    Quote Originally Posted by Al_4_State View Post
    This one was great leading into the 2008 game, but no longer applicable.

    Q: How do you keep Hawkeye fans from rubbing one out?

    A: Paint his **** red and gold. He'll only beat it 3 times a decade.
    These two are fairly amusing...


    Last edited by jdoggivjc; 09-08-2010 at 07:14 AM.
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