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    Iowa State vs. Iowa jokes.

    Hey gang. Does anyone have any really good jokes for the week? I love poking fun at the Squawks.



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    Re: Iowa State vs. Iowa jokes.

    What do Iowa and Iowa State fans have in common?

    Neither of them attended the University of Iowa...



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    Re: Iowa State vs. Iowa jokes.

    I have a joke.
    Hawk fans



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    Re: Iowa State vs. Iowa jokes.

    Quote Originally Posted by st8phan View Post
    What do Iowa and Iowa State fans have in common?

    Neither of them attended the University of Iowa...
    Probably my least favorite joke. Pretty much the equivalent of saying "Haha, you have more fans than us."



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    Re: Iowa State vs. Iowa jokes.

    Quote Originally Posted by RedBlooded View Post
    I have a joke.
    Hawk fans
    This.

    But also, you can say....


    Did you hear that the University of Iowa's library burned down?




















    Yeah it's a shame....











































    Some of the books hadnt even been colored in yet.



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    Re: Iowa State vs. Iowa jokes.

    What happened to the "you might be a Hawkeye thread?"


    Here is my favorite right now.

    Where do you hide money from Hawk fans?

    -Carver Hawkeye Arena


    @RandomGeoFacts

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    Re: Iowa State vs. Iowa jokes.

    How many cyclone fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    3.

    1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how great Seneca Wallace was.



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    Re: Iowa State vs. Iowa jokes.

    Quote Originally Posted by Krug View Post
    How many cyclone fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    3.

    1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how great Seneca Wallace was.

    Why does it only take one hawkeye to ***** a coed? A: Pierre Pierce


    No matter what, I could NEVER cheer for Dirt and Urine.

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    Re: Iowa State vs. Iowa jokes.

    Does anyone have any jokes that aren't ones you can insert any team in? mj4cy had a pretty good one.



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    Re: Iowa State vs. Iowa jokes.

    Quote Originally Posted by RyCy04 View Post
    Probably my least favorite joke. Pretty much the equivalent of saying "Haha, you have more fans than us."

    I disagree. The worst thing you can call a sports fan is a bandwagon jumper. That's what a lot of Iowa fans are. I have a lot of friends that graduated from Iowa and are not nearly as obnoxious as the d-bags who have attended Kinnick as many times as they have attended Jack Trice.



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    Re: Iowa State vs. Iowa jokes.

    What happened to the joke thread that was started about 2 days ago?



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