Etiquette

[klamath632]

I'm 6'3" and I always use the low urinal, by necessity. The higher urinals are too high for my little guy.

[Cycl1]

I'm 6'3" and I always use the low urinal, by necessity. The higher urinals are too high for my little guy.

damn porcelain gets cold amiright?

[azepp]

Here is a piece of etiquette for you: you're an ******* if you plug the urinal in a porta-john, especially when it's dark outside in the summer when people are wearing flip flops.

[MissouriCyclone]

Here is a piece of etiquette for you: you're an ******* if you plug the urinal in a porta-john, especially when it's dark outside in the summer when people are wearing flip flops.

Looks like someone you know has had a bad experience with this situation.

[CyOps]

I'd push the person as I walked by them to the short urinal and then ask them how they pee out of their thumb.

[mcblogerson]

I've had friends comment that I stand too far from the urinal which invites "meat gazers" attention. I'd rather some creep stare at my package than risk physically touching any part of the urinal but the flush handle.

The occasional drunk guy who pulls his pants down to his ankles to pee, I always find hilarious though.

[Rabbuk]

Take the shorty.

[3TrueFans]

Someone once said, "Go shorty, it's your birthday."

[MissouriCyclone]

Is anyone a big fan of the urinals that extend all the way down to the floor? Personally I hate them because then it gets all over your shoes and who wants that?

[Jambalaya]

I've had friends comment that I stand too far from the urinal .

this also invites the constant puddling of urine between your feet at an urinal...

move the **** up. dribbling on the floor is for 5-yr olds. It's fricking gross

[State43]

This 10 minute educational video should give you all the answers you need about male bathroom rules.

Male Restroom Etiquette - YouTube

Bah, beat me to it.

[klamath632]

Is anyone a big fan of the urinals that extend all the way down to the floor? Personally I hate them because then it gets all over your shoes and who wants that?

Protip: don't stand in the urinal.

[CYvilEng]

At my work, the bathroom on my floor has 2 urinals and 3 crappers. The other idiots are so stupid that they will pick a stall first to wizz all over the seat and splash everywhere and then finish with a quick shot at the floor. Is it so f-ing hard to use the dang urinal? 5 year olds make less of a mess than these idiots!

[LindenCy]

I'll be honest, I may not get the physics. I thought pointing down and working with gravity is a good thing here. If the urinal is too high, wouldn't it splash back at you?

That's my approach. Avoid splash at all costs.

Again, I don't really know how this all works. My dad and brother used to describe the "trough" urinal that they had at Jack Trice once upon a time, and I assumed guys stood on both sides of it peeing in the middle, and that sounded like an AWFUL idea.

Troughs are pretty much evil I think.

Now, for those who need a quiz:

The Urinal Game | Games

[Doc]

I'll be honest, I may not get the physics. I thought pointing down and working with gravity is a good thing here. If the urinal is too high, wouldn't it splash back at you?

Again, I don't really know how this all works. My dad and brother used to describe the "trough" urinal that they had at Jack Trice once upon a time, and I assumed guys stood on both sides of it peeing in the middle, and that sounded like an AWFUL idea.

I have never been able to figure out when splash back is likely to occur or not. There are too many factors involved. Entry angle, velocity, angle of the urinal...