Warning signs of the Mayan apocalypse

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  1. Angie

    Angie square root(31) = 5.56776436

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    I hope I don't have to jimlad this - what signs have you seen that the Mayan apocalypse might just be true?

    1. I cooked Chex mix in the oven this weekend, and just made macaroni and cheese. That means I cooked twice in the same week.

    2. Snowpocalypse.

    3. There was a student on Duff Ave who actually went to the crosswalk to cross the street, rather than darting across through traffic.
     
  2. xboxfever

    xboxfever Well-Known Member

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    Christian Ponder married Samantha Steele.
     
  3. Angie

    Angie square root(31) = 5.56776436

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    In a courthouse. :no:
     
  4. geburgess

    geburgess Well-Known Member

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    Mayan apocalypse didn't predict a freaking blizzard as the way we go out... I call shenanigans.
     
  5. Angie

    Angie square root(31) = 5.56776436

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    Maybe they only predicted their local apocalypses, like a regional weather forecast.
     
  6. ISUCubswin

    ISUCubswin Well-Known Member

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    1. Didn't get yelled at by my boss today

    2. Iowa State has stolen recruits from Nebraska (Lanning) Boise State/Penn State (Wimberley) Oklahoma (Bibbs) Iowa (Coe) and Missouri (Campos) for 2013 alone.

    3. Got a haircut today from the worst barber ever who could barely speak english, but that didn't stop her from talking about her family, my colic, and how important education is and how proud of me she is that I go to ISU.
     
  7. TheBentStick

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    My groin rash in the shape of mesoamerica.
     
  8. geburgess

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    It was 88 and sunny in the former capital city of the Mayan Empire today... pretty much everyday weather in the Yucatan Peninsula. For some reason, I get this gut feeling the Mayans were wrong.
     
  9. Angie

    Angie square root(31) = 5.56776436

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    But how did your hair look?!
     
  10. ISUCubswin

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    I am pretty unhappy about it but I got a whole month to get a new haircut before the ladies come back to campus.
     
  11. ISUAgronomist

    ISUAgronomist Well-Known Member

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    1. All the Mayans are gone :shocked:

    2. My wife is sick...it's a sign when Mrs.ISUAgronomist passes onto me...it will feel like the apocalypse.
     
  12. Bu4ISU

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    They ran out of Dr. Pepper at kum and go..
     
  13. Bu4ISU

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    EVEN WORSE: MY XBOX GAVE ME THE RED RING OF DEATH THIS AFTERNOON!!!!
     
  14. CyCrazy

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    I am having a kid in January. No sane world would allow that to happen... Sorry folks I doomed us!
     
  15. longtimeclone

    longtimeclone Well-Known Member

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    Angie started a good off topic thread on Wednesday instead of Friday.
     
  16. Let's Go State

    Let's Go State Well-Known Member

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    Thats not possible! Fountain too?
     
  17. Angie

    Angie square root(31) = 5.56776436

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    I had to post now just in case there IS NO FRIDAY. :wink:
     
  18. SaraV

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    My coffee-addicted stepfather-in-law told us that he hardly drinks coffee anymore. (might actually be the heart procedure coming up beginning of January actually)
     
  19. ISUAgronomist

    ISUAgronomist Well-Known Member

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    There will be no Friday :sad:
     
  20. GMackey32

    GMackey32 Well-Known Member

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    What day will Rebecca Black sing about if there is no Friday?
     
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