This is probably fake...

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  1. Mr Janny

    Mr Janny Welcome to the Office of Secret Intelligence
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    :eek::wideeyed::twitcy:
     
  3. Cyclonepride

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    Dude, I think we talked about this in the last thread.
     
  4. Clones21

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    What is happening here?
     
  5. 3TrueFans

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    Suicide by badger? That is so ******* metal.
     
  6. Mr Janny

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    Sorry to break it to you this way, but I think your uncle is dead...
     
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  7. 3TrueFans

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    On a somewhat related note I watched some of the UK episodes of Kitchen Nightmares starring the full sized Gordon Ramsey on Netflix and they are so much better than the American version.
     
  8. Mr Janny

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    I think you're focused on the wrong part of this story.
     
  9. 3TrueFans

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    I'm admittedly desensitized to many types of dwarf porn, it's both a blessing and a curse.
     
  10. SplitIdentity

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    I'm a little skeptical. There's a small chance that this story is a tiny bit exaggerated. Sad deal though. Died at 35? Such a short life.
     
  11. 3TrueFans

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    That's really a low thing to say.
     
  12. sodeen

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    He is, but he's also 100% right about the American version being Muff Cabbage
     
  13. CycloneErik

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    Don't worry. It probably went right over his head.
     
  14. Mr Janny

    Mr Janny Welcome to the Office of Secret Intelligence
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    I see what you did there.
    a,r,m,o,y,n,g,d,s,o,a,r = Gordon Ramsay
    Anagram. You clever hawk fan, you.
     
  15. IAMAIRBHG

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    i read the comments in a mental british accent.
     
  16. mtowncyclone13

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    anyone else see this is from 2011?
     
  17. Agclone91

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    Seriously guys...how are you overlooking the title of this dwarf porn:

    "The thirty five year old star f X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go was discovered in a badgers den,"
     
  18. Mr Janny

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    yeah, and it's not even true. So what? A story like this is timeless.
    Do you think hundreds of years from now, when humanity has evolved, and people discover the lost archive of Cyclone Fanatic threads, that they'll read it and think, "but the story was 3 years old when he posted it?" Of course not. They'll just read it and laugh, and maybe power on Wesley to ask who this "Mr Janny" was and how he could be so damned funny.
     
  19. Mr Janny

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    Well, I don't think anyone wanted to get Disney's lawyers involved.
     
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    Thank you. This has been my favorite episode of Gilmore Girls.
     

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