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  1. ImJustKCClone

    ImJustKCClone Well-Known Member

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    One advantage to sharing a bathroom with an older woman - I have a hairbrush, a tooth brush, a tube of toothpaste and a large bottle of Ibuprofen. I'm very low maintenance.
     
  2. cyrocksmypants

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    Did you send me ANOTHER death threat? Seriously KCC, it's like an every day thing from you now.
     
  3. cmjh10

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    Women leave all their **** all over the place and think its fine, but ***** and complain when the toilet seat is up.
     
  4. 00clone

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    She really wants those tickets to HI. When you didn't bite on the pie bribery, she resorted to straight extortion.
     
  5. cyrocksmypants

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    Don't let the "motherly" act she puts on fool you. She's a cold-blooded Mankiller.
     
  6. bigdaddykane

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    Why are the fireworks on the 3rd of July. I just find it dumb.
     
  7. SaraV

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    #1327 SaraV, Jul 4, 2014
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    I'm not this bad...but....yeah...men have a point about that.


    Edit: Posted before seeing cmjh's post
     
  8. cmjh10

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    Exactly!!!
     
  9. cyrocksmypants

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    It's like women don't realize it takes just as much energy to put the seat up as it does to put it down. Why are men the ones that always have to do it?
     
  10. ImJustKCClone

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    You boys are finally catching on to my true evil nature...
     
  11. cyrocksmypants

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    Do you ever look at your last ten people that had visited your profile and think "I don't know who hardly any of these people are?" Maybe it's just something about me where it's only the lurkers who never post that like the view my profile?
     
  12. cmjh10

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    Putting the seat up is harder than putting it down. Men have to fight gravity, women can just let gravity do the work.

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  13. cyrocksmypants

    cyrocksmypants Well-Known Member

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    AND we have to control our stream! They just have to sit and let fly wherever.
     
  14. cowgirl836

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    toilet death via falling in the toilet is a real fear.
     
  15. ImJustKCClone

    ImJustKCClone Well-Known Member

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    Don't kid yourself. Humans of the male persuasion rarely "aim". I speak from my experiences living in the house of testoterone...me, hubby & four teenage boys.
     
  16. cmjh10

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    Sometimes, you aim, and it just goes a different direction. Not much you can do about it.
     
  17. cyrocksmypants

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    #1337 cyrocksmypants, Jul 4, 2014
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    Plus, if you've got something's of....human nature going on, maybe in the morning....it can even split into two streams. We can't be held responsible for that.
     
  18. ImJustKCClone

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    Our toilet was in a little alcove behind the tub in a long narrow bathroom. I found that the aim improved significantly when they were tasked with scrubbing the floor in the alcove on a near daily basis. :)
     
  19. cyrocksmypants

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    So help me God, Cowgirl, if I find the CF bathroom toilet with the seat down....
     
  20. 00clone

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    Yeah, that first shot...no predicting it.
     

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