Oxford U. completes its analysis of Bigfoot Samples and...

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  1. Mr Janny

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    Big shocker, can we now take those stupid tv shows off the air!
     
  3. ruxCYtable

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    No! I watch those shows to make fun of those people, not because I think they're going to find Bigfoot!
     
  4. KnappShack

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    So it's actually more probable that we are being visited by alien life vs. Bigfoot being real.
     
  5. CYCLNST8

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    Yeah, like that report is gonna stop the Bigfoot researchers...

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  6. cycloneted

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    I don't know, I'm pretty sure there's a Squach in these woods.
     
  7. bos

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    So if not that damn sasquatch, who ate those 30 lunches?[h=2][/h]
     
  8. ISUCubswin

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    How can we trust England to tell the truth? What if it really is Bigfoot DNA and they are lying in hopes that Bigfoot kills us and takes over America?
     
  9. CycloneErik

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    They've been paid of by somebody. No way an unbiased research study comes up with that result.
     
  10. andybernard

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    I find it incredibly scary that Bigfoot is so intelligently superior to humans and has the ability to manipulate his own DNA to mask his true identity.
     
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  12. Cyclonepride

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    That's what They want you to think.
     
  13. 00clone

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    I'm still putting all the pieces together, but remember, Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford, and well, he's got his history with DNA samples. Clearly this is part of Hillary's run for president in some way...maybe she is getting money from the Yeti lobby to quash the bigfoot crew...

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  14. aeroclone

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    Clearly a Bigfoot wouldn't have the advanced technology needed to change his own DNA, so there can only be one explanation.

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  15. MeanDean

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    Smarter than the average bear. Oh, and Booboo too! (not to be confused with Bubu)
     
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  18. WooClone15

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    That's a lot of picinic baskets
     
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  20. theantiAIRBHG

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    It's the goddam samsqatch, Julian!
     

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