Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

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  1. roundball

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    I don't understand.
     
  2. ISUCyclones2015

    ISUCyclones2015 Well-Known Member

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    It is used for sarcasm around here. So if you're saying something in jest put a :jimlad: next to it
     
  3. cowgirl836

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    some of these are pretty good, especially the parakeet, construction lights, and the bleeding/shaved head.

    Mine isn't even in the same league, but after VEISHEA Friday Sr. year, I woke up to find my jeans and one boot thrown in the tub, the boot and one pant leg covered in mud. And then a camera full of guys' nip pics. But then I remembered how it happened, so that's not nearly as funny then :p
     
  4. ISUCyclones2015

    ISUCyclones2015 Well-Known Member

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    Why the **** did you have guys nip pics?
     
  5. mj4cy

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    Last night of a ski trip. We all agreed to clean the place up before we played poker and got drinks out.



    The next morning we woke up and I swear it looked like the scene in the Hangover (minus the Tiger and baby)......there was a rubber chicken on the floor.
     
  6. CloneinWDSM

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    I'm telling DH
     
  7. packattack425

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  8. Daserop

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    someone thinking that my dresser was a urinal.
     
  9. cowgirl836

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    he knows. He wasn't terribly amused but hey, I invited him along and he didn't want to go.
     
  10. Al_4_State

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    Some hippie chick who didn't shave her lady bits and wouldn't shut up about corporations ruining society.
     
  11. Cybyassociation

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    Some of my friends got a little intoxicated one night, thought they were using the restroom at a local Chinese restaurant...turns out they accidentally walked into the kitchen. Woke up to a 20lb bag of shrimp in the fridge.
     
  12. CEO

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    That "someone" was probably you. I know from experience, dude.


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  13. cowgirl836

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    well I don't really know how it started (well, started with some very large containers of rum/coke and vodka/lemonade) but BFF and I started taking pictures at a party with all the guys we knew (and then moved on to the ones we didn't) with our fingers pointing to/on their nipples. And we had someone taking a picture of each one. The pictures are surprisingly non-blurry considering the picture taker was also drunk as ****.
     
  14. CloneinWDSM

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    Sloots
     
  15. ForeClones

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    A picture of some guy who looked like me holding a Stop sign...too soon?
     
  16. ISUME

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    I woke up with all my clothes and shoes still on, but my boxers were on backwards.
     
  17. Angie

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    I think my husband has told this story here before, but it's relevant.

    We went to a big Halloween house party being thrown by a friend of mine and her boyfriend. Everyone was dressed up - I think I went as Mr. Slave, my husband went as a clown (face paint and everything). He didn't know many other people there - so, when my friend and her boyfriend had a huge fight and I had to abandon him to help her, he was left alone with a bunch of randos.

    Janny did what any man would likely do in that situation - proceeded to get royally drunk and became everyone's friend. When it was time for us to go, I had to pull him away from his 40 new best friends. It had been hot at the party, so he was wiping off his face paint while talking, it was all over him. This wouldn't have been a deal, except he saw a few of his new friends going outside to pee in the bushes as we were leaving. He shook both of their hands emphatically - with the face paint on his hands. I had to explain to him in his drunken state when we got to the car that those guys would likely wake up with white paint on their genitalia in the morning now, and have to explain to their girlfriends what happened. He laughed so hard the whole way home that I had to get him out of the car.
     
  18. wxman1

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    Another guy...

    I knew he would be there eventually (bunch of guys sharing one hotel room in Chicago to save money) but was still somewhat surprising.
     
  19. cowgirl836

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    lol, imagining those guys trying to explain that. "No honey, it wasn't another woman, I swear! It was just a clown!"
     
  20. cyhiphopp

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    It's not really nice to call her a 'thing'.
     

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