Friday QOTW 5/2 - Weirdest thing you've woken up to after drinking?

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  1. ISUCyclones2015

    ISUCyclones2015 Well-Known Member

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    After a night of drinking what is the weirdest thing you've woken up to?

    Random texts? A giant banana? Whatever.

    (Let's try to keep it clean too...)
     
  2. Cyclonepride

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    A pineapple under the sea
    Usually it is my wife's dog sitting there staring at me from about 2" away.
     
  3. ISUCyclones2015

    ISUCyclones2015 Well-Known Member

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    Last night we did 63 mugs. We had 3 guys with birthdays this past week so we went down to Cy's and started around 9pm.

    I don't remember leaving Cy's and this morning I woke up to someone else's phone, 4 half drank 2 liters of RC Cola, and I am covered in mud.
     
  4. CloneinWDSM

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    A 10 pound tube of meat and a roll of toilet paper wrapped around it. Damn you 21st birthdays
     
  5. A tweaker in Nevada....
     
  6. Rabbuk

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    A girl climbing into my bed who I had never met. I lived right by the main door to helser and didn't always lock it.
     
  7. PabloDiablo

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  8. Cyballz

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    your mom
     
  9. SwirlingFloater

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    Partially eaten mayonnaise w/ salt and pepper sandwich, screen torn out of my apartment window complete with bottle rocket debris around window area, a broken wooden hand rail on the apartment steps going up to my floor, missing car which somehow magically made it to my parking space at my apartment building and some very annoyed neighbors.

    This was one night, not separate occasions.
     
  10. roundball

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    You're so hardcore.

    Everyone, bow down to this badass whose college stories are so wild and crazy you could make a movie about them.
     
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  11. isuska

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    bloody foot, bleeding from the mouth, and someone had buzzed my head. I've kept the buzzed head ever since
     
  12. ISUCyclones2015

    ISUCyclones2015 Well-Known Member

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    Why you spreading so much hate? I thought it was hilarious. I have a Friday Question every week and this just fit.
     
  13. oldman

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    A dry-roasted Planters Peanuts jar that smelled like peppermint schnapps. If I remember right, the phrase of the night before was "It just doesn't ****ing matter!"
     
  14. NenoFone

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    On vacation spending a night at my girlfriend's uncle's house. Woke up with a parakeet on my chest, needless to say I was startled. Different time, different girlfriend; New Years Day after a night of partying I'm the first one up, then this guy that my girlfriend's roommate picked-up comes out of their room. We're sitting there watching the Rose Parade for a good half an hour when he asks me "By the way, what city are we in?"
     
  15. oldman

    oldman Well-Known Member

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    To the Mods, this is the reason we need an "do not like" button.
     
  16. crawfy54

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    Got a drunken fajita on my way home one night. I woke up the next morning sleeping in my fajita. Had just washed the sheets to smh..
     
  17. roundball

    roundball Well-Known Member

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    Lighten up, poopy pantses.
     
  18. intrepid27

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    When I was in college I passed out on my birthday. My backside was painted red and my bed was filled with flashing yellow lights my friends had stolen off of construction barricades.


    They all started screaming and shaking the bed. I was freaking out thinking I was in a accident.
     
  19. ISUCyclones2015

    ISUCyclones2015 Well-Known Member

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    A :jimlad: changes everything
     
  20. isufan

    isufan Well-Known Member

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    For me, its usually not what random object I find, it's my personal things that are nowhere to be found that tend to be the problem.
     

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