Friday Evening Discussion

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by CarlHungus, Jul 11, 2014.

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Bowel movements per day?

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  1. CarlHungus

    CarlHungus Well-Known Member

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    How many times a day do you poop? It's usually once a day for me; I have my coffee in the morning at work and that leads me to my daily poop around 10. Some of my friends poop 3 times a day which seems excessive to me.
     
  2. cmjh10

    cmjh10 Well-Known Member

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    1 usually, unless I ate something bad
     
  3. Acylum

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  4. CarlHungus

    CarlHungus Well-Known Member

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  5. Acylum

    Acylum Well-Known Member

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    Okay. Put me down for the 23.5 times/day then.
     
  6. cyrocksmypants

    cyrocksmypants Well-Known Member

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    Whenever the need to evacuate occurs.
     
  7. awd4cy

    awd4cy Well-Known Member

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    1 on average. Once in awhile 0 or sometimes 2 in a day.
     
  8. isulive2train

    isulive2train Well-Known Member

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  9. Tailg8er

    Tailg8er Well-Known Member

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    Usually one, but zero isn't uncommon.

    A couple guys I work with combine to do it at least 10 times a day. Not sure if they're just chilling in there or getting anything accomplished, but it's inconvenient since we only have a single bathroom..
     
  10. Cyfan4good

    Cyfan4good Active Member

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    Today three. Had HyVee Cowboy chicken grillers and Grady's medium salsa for dinner last night and left overs today. Too many jalepeno's caught up with me. Normal day, one.
     
  11. cowgirl836

    cowgirl836 Well-Known Member

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    this is a weird topic.
     
  12. CyArob

    CyArob Well-Known Member

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    Because women never poop?
     
  13. kevdiv48

    kevdiv48 Member

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    I know for a fact it's never zero. One or two pre- run poos, occasional post- run poo, post- morning coffee poo, and usually one or two after that spread out over the remainder of the day.
     
  14. cowgirl836

    cowgirl836 Well-Known Member

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    they do. It's just a weird topic.
     
  15. cyrocksmypants

    cyrocksmypants Well-Known Member

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    Tread lightly. You're about to ruin a lot of guy's conceptions....
     
  16. cowgirl836

    cowgirl836 Well-Known Member

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    well I mean it's all glitter and unicorns, but they do. Where do you think glitter comes from when there is no glitter around?
     
  17. Cydar

    Cydar Well-Known Member

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    Just remember a healthy colon is a happy colon.
     
  18. cyrocksmypants

    cyrocksmypants Well-Known Member

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    So strippers are just wearing their own poo? I don't know if I should be grossed out or turned on.
     
  19. cowgirl836

    cowgirl836 Well-Known Member

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    I've never been a stripper so I will say yes.
     
  20. FarminCy

    FarminCy Well-Known Member

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    I'm not sure how to answer this. I'd say multiple but I'm not sure it counts if it is just me sitting on the crapper for 5 minutes hiding from my kids and checking CF on my phone.
     

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