Alcohol-Related Question

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  1. ISUCubswin

    ISUCubswin Well-Known Member

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    Went to HyVee and saw they had a cheaper than normal deal for Busch, so naturally I bought some. Then I saw a $3 6 pack of Mikes Hard Smashed Cider. Normally, I don't buy this cheap crap, and I've never had Mikes Hard, but I figured it was cheap and it was alcohol, so why not.

    Anyhow, after I get back to my place, I see chunks of I'm not sure what in the bottles. And they aren't little chunks of maybe just some ingredients clumping together. These chunks are the size of an average-height man's pinkie toe. And they're all over.

    I've looked online, can't find any help. Not sure if it's supposed to be there or not. I don't want to open it if it isn't supposed to be there so I get my $3 back. It's possible it's just apple skin, but you'd think it would say that somewhere on the box or somewhere on the first four websites I clicked on when I googled it. I've had Woodchuck and Redds and have never seen this **** in it.

    Any suggestions from my dear friends, or my dear enemies?

    TIA.
     
  2. Rabbuk

    Rabbuk Well-Known Member

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    Let yourroommatedrink one.
     
  3. CyFan61

    CyFan61 Well-Known Member

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    Open one so you can investigate more. If you are concerned about your refund you will still get one if 5 of the bottles are unopened. You can probably open most of them and still get a refund. (Former Hy-Vee employee here.)
     
  4. 3TrueFans

    3TrueFans Well-Known Member

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    Need pics of pinky toe floaters.
     
  5. theantiAIRBHG

    theantiAIRBHG Well-Known Member

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    Drinking chunks of pinkie toe hard cider > Miller Lite
     
  6. ISUCubswin

    ISUCubswin Well-Known Member

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    Fitting for this thread - is anyone else's blackboard not working?
     
  7. cmjh10

    cmjh10 Well-Known Member

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    mine isnt working
     
  8. TedFlintKansas

    TedFlintKansas Active Member

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  9. Luth4Cy

    Luth4Cy Well-Known Member

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    Guess some websites just can't handle VEISHEA.
     
  10. ISUCubswin

    ISUCubswin Well-Known Member

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    Yeah...it's the new system Iowa State implemented three years ago to replace webCT
     
  11. Rabbuk

    Rabbuk Well-Known Member

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  12. kilgore_trout

    kilgore_trout Well-Known Member

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    Change that annoying avatar of yours and I will explain it to you.
     
  13. State43

    State43 Well-Known Member

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    I highly doubt that is normal. Give to enemy's!
     
  14. TedFlintKansas

    TedFlintKansas Active Member

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    To lazy. Why the hate for the team walking avatar?

    Also anyone else's mobile site not working

    Also dont drink the cider
     
  15. andybernard

    andybernard Well-Known Member

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    No idea...but do they put cinnamon sticks in Mike's Cider??
     
  16. Erik4Cy

    Erik4Cy Well-Known Member

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    Post a pic
     
  17. theantiAIRBHG

    theantiAIRBHG Well-Known Member

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    I did some googling. Didn't find anything, but man some of those beer guys reviewing this stuff are ridiculous.

    Earthy and leathery with a caramel back end? ITS GODDAM APPLE CIDER NOT A $300 BOTTLE OF WINE.
     
  18. chuckd4735

    chuckd4735 Well-Known Member

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    I say drink a bottle and wait a few hours. If you die, then I would think you earned your refund.
     
  19. BoxsterCy

    BoxsterCy Well-Known Member

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    Wow, 17 replies and not a single "kill it with fire". :sad:

    You could still try but it might be too late.
     
  20. 3TrueFans

    3TrueFans Well-Known Member

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    Pinky toe in mikes hard cider is just like a worm in tequila.
     

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