Any Iowa basketball jokes?

[cyrocksmypants]

Since we play Iowa this week, figured I'd see what people had. I'll be honest, all of the Iowa jokes I know are all football jokes.

 

[CyStalker]

I got one....University of Iowa. Period.

 

[Cyched]

Steve Alford

 

[huntt26]

Pierre Pierce.

Northwestern State.

Lickliter.

Carver Hawkeye Arena.

Iowa has basketball fans?

 

[AuH2O]

Roy Marble's parenting skills.

 

[CyStalker]

Pierre Pierce.

Northwestern State.

Lickliter.

Carver Hawkeye Arena.

Iowa has basketball fans?

When you offer them free pizza and bobble heads.

 

[Cyclonesince78]

How many goofy uncoordinated white ogers does it take to change a light bulb?

 

[CycloneErik]

They play 10 of them.

 

[CyArob]

 

[Cyclonesince78]

You win

 

[stormchaser2014]

I have plenty of KU jokes, but I will save those for January 13th

 

[bostrem00]

Roy Marble's parenting skills.

 

[uro cy]

2013 national runners up

 

[kentkel]

How are the EIU MBB team and Indian Curry alike? They both have lots of ginger.

 

[CyStalker]

What do you call Fran McCaffery when surrounded by his basketball team? Handsome.

 

[00clone]

When you offer them free pizza and bobble heads.

I have an employee who hits auctions and thrift stores and sells stuff on ebay. The other day he was excited to tell me he found a few more Iowa bobbleheads. (he knows I'm an ISU fan, but he's not a trash talker) I asked if he was collecting them or something, I was confused by his excitement. He explained...you can always find those bobbleheads in the thrift stores for a buck or 2 because there's always someone locally getting rid of them, but there's always Iowa fans on the internet that will pay like $50 for them.

 

[CyStalker]

I have an employee who hits auctions and thrift stores and sells stuff on ebay. The other day he was excited to tell me he found a few more Iowa bobbleheads. (he knows I'm an ISU fan, but he's not a trash talker) I asked if he was collecting them or something, I was confused by his excitement. He explained...you can always find those bobbleheads in the thrift stores for a buck or 2 because there's always someone locally getting rid of them, but there's always Iowa fans on the internet that will pay like $50 for them.

Hawk fans are so smart....What would they pay for a Gene Chizik coin?

 

[Cyclonesince78]

Not basketball related, but still worthy of a post..

 

[00clone]

Not basketball related, but still worthy of a post..

But apparently not worth sharing.........

 

[00clone]

Hawk fans are so smart....What would they pay for a Gene Chizik coin?

Don't know, but the same guy gave me one for free, I guess he bought a bunch of them thinking they'd go like hotcakes after Gene went to Auburn...not so much...he finally got rid of them, gave me the last one as a good riddance to the dang things.