6 animals that just don't give a ****

[Mr Janny]

NSFW language

6 Animals That Just Don't Give A F#@k | Cracked.com

Funny article. The mongoose vs. cobra section is particularly well worded.

Excerpt:

If they allowed bets on interspecies rivalries, we'd lay our money square on the snake, every time. And we would lose that money, for one very simple reason: because the mongoose isn't fighting snakes for food, or for territory, or for survival -- it's fighting snakes because **** snakes. That's seriously the reason why:
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...And then along comes this doofy hillbilly weasel, which proceeds to murder the **** out of the living embodiment of terror just because there's nothing better to do that day.

 

[CloneState1028]

Damn, those mongooses are crazy. That 2nd video of the Mongoose/Asian Cobra is pretty cool.

 

[Cyclonepride]

That's freaking hilarious......and interesting too. I knew mongoose (s?) (mongeese?) were bad ***, but didn't know exactly why they'd fight snakes. Sounds like they just don't like em.

 

[DollaDollaBill]

The opening paragraph to that is damn funny. wow.....

 

[herbicide]

thread of the week.

 

[Mr Janny]

The iconography of the king cobra inundates our culture, and from Commander to Kai, it is always used to intimidate. The hood, the hypnotic weaving, the forked tongue -- every visual aspect of the king cobra screams rotten death and fear.
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That man sure knows how to string together words. I can't read two lines in the mongoose section without laughing.

 

[State43]

Honey badgers are badass

 

[clones_jer]

that is a great read - laughed nonstop

 

[CYVADER]

ricky ticky taffy was a mongoose and he kicked the **** outta that snake

 

[GoCubsGo]

Awesome!

 

[SenorCy]

Remind to never mess with a honey badger, ever.

 

[ISUChippewa]

Remind to never mess with a honey badger, ever.

Holy *****!!! I had read about honey badgers but had never seen one in action until now. Good Lord....

I think I might have to rename my fantasy football team the Honey Badgers next season.

 

[jcats322]

I hear Pollard wants the change from the Cyclones to the Honey Badgers. After reading that I all for it.

 

[Flag Guy]

That was freak'n hilarious

 

[acgclone]

Good grief, I would freak out now if I were to ever run across a mongoose or badger.

 

[Rhoadhoused]

I love cracked. It's amazing how many of these article they have that are just as funny. I have no idea how he does it.

 

[CycloneYoda]

ricky ticky taffy was a mongoose and he kicked the **** outta that snake

Who? I mean, I know of Ricky Ticky Tavi, but who is this Taffy you speak of? :yes:

 

[The_Architect]

ricky ticky taffy was a mongoose and he kicked the **** outta that snake

Damn I loved that book!